Return of KQ9 Rocky Horror Spoof

[DBoyWheeler]

To celebrate the return of the KQ9 project, I am once again posting my Rocky Horror spoof.

Since I got the idea from a political flash cartoon, and since talking politics is taboo on this forum... if anyone wants to know where I got the idea, send me a private note and I'll send the URL, so the admins here don't get the wrong impression.
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"It's Time To Quest Once Again"
(tune: Timewarp, from the Rocky Horror Picture Show)
by Danny Wheeler


Graham: It's Astounding;
The years were fleeting;
Oh the stories, that were told.
I'm the monarch...
Valanice: But for how much longer?
Graham: I've got to keep control.
I remember the Mask of Eternity's Breaking
And good Connor, saved us then.
He restored it for me.
Graham and Valanice: And Lucreto was falling...

Royal Family: It's time to quest once again!

Alexander: Let's jump the trap on our left.
Cassima: And push the tile on the right.
Alexander: We must seek the Black Cloak
Cassima: For it is them we must fight
Alexander And Cassima: For it's their evil plotting
That really drives us insane!

Royal Family: It's time to quest once again!

Rosella: Edgar's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me.
Edgar: I'll save the world you see, so chaos won't fall.
Connor: The fans' cravings were ravenous, their desire so fathomless.
"Another game!" was yelled by all.
Graham: Let's go on another trip!
Valanice: That plan is very hip.
Graham and Valanice: Then it's official; it's another game!
Cassima: This'll be a sensation--
Alexander: --across every nation!

Royal Family: It's time to quest once again!

Connor: Well I was walking in the castle and started to think
About what could be the next plan of Shadrach, that slink
Rosella: Edgar helping my sister-in-law, I think that's fine
I have faith that he will be back by tea time
Edgar: I'll prove myself to Rosella, that I swear,
I'll never forget my beloved so fair.
Graham: With our combined might--
Royal Family: --evil won't win!
It's time to quest once again!