Blame the other!!

[Delling]

Gilgamesh, you can't blame Yonkey for stealing the spoons! He had to protect them from you after you stole all the sporks!

[Deloria]

Delling! You're encouraging them to fight with cutlery!

[Gilgamesh]

Deloria, you turned off the lights.

Now it's on again.

[tessspoon]

Gilgamesh, you turned on the lights.
She turned them off so I could sleep.

[Deloria]

Tess! You wanted to go to sleep in broad daylight!

[Petra Rocks]

Deloria, you slept in narrow daylight. 

[Gilgamesh]

Perta Rocks, you stole the world supply of peanutbutter

[Yonkey]

Gilgamesh, you forgot the bread!

[Deloria]

Deloria, you slept in narrow daylight. 

Petra! You let me stay up all night!

Neil! How could you have deleted all the PMs I've ever sent you?!