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Started by Pacman928, January 02, 2006, 10:01:59 PM

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Yeah. They performed a song called "Find Your Grail."  :P
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Yeah. Sheesh, on the computer game there are about 10 different grails you have to find. These are they:
Holly Grail
Hilly Holly
Rolly Polly
Moldy Tail
Goldy Hail
and finally:

Holy Grail
 
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Wow. I had a friend that saw Spamalot on Broadway. He said that it was hillarious. In fact, they have an entire song about how in order to have a good musical you HAVE to have Jews. (No offense to anyone who is Jewish if you have a problem with that specific part of the musical please take it up with the creators of Spamalot. Also, remember that they mean nothing by it they are just trying to have a silly song/scene.
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I like the scene in the cave where they're reading what's wirrten on the wall in The Holy Grail XD
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Omgsh! My parents are going to see Spamalot and they aren't taking me! :( My aunt and uncle are the ones who bought the tickets, so now I have to babysit my cousins.
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It's supposed to be really good. It won 3 Tonys, I think.  ;D
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And now... the "Witch Scene" from Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
We've found a witch, may we burn her? How do you know she is a witch? She looks like one! (silence) They dressed me like this! Ok, we did the nose... and the dress. But she's still a witch! She turned me into a newt once! ... I got better. Etc, Etc...
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my favorite parts of the movie-

...three is the number of counting and the number of the counting shall be three.  thou shalt not count to four or to two, unless thou is directly proceeding to three...

.."the castle of auuuuuugh".  "the castle of augh?  maybe he was dying while writing this."  "if he was dying, why would he bother to write 'auuuugh'?" "let me see.  the castle of auuuuuugh" "auuuuugh" "aoooooo!" "no, it's auuuugh.  with the back of the throught." "no. aoooooooo!"...

...and the animator had a sudden heart attack *the animator has a heart attack* and the monster had died...

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Quote from: Pacman928 on March 01, 2006, 07:48:02 PM.."the castle of auuuuuugh".  "the castle of augh?  maybe he was dying while writing this."  "if he was dying, why would he bother to write 'auuuugh'?" "let me see.  the castle of auuuuuugh" "auuuuugh" "aoooooo!" "no, it's auuuugh.  with the back of the throught." "no. aoooooooo!"...
That be the one I was referring to. 8)
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Sorry, but I'll have to stop this thread on the count that it is too silly. XD
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Quote from: KingGraham on February 27, 2006, 06:07:58 PM
It's supposed to be really good. It won 3 Tonys, I think.  ;D
"I am not yet dead! You hit me in the head!"

And now... the "Witch Scene" from Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
We've found a witch, may we burn her? How do you know she is a witch? She looks like one! (silence) They dressed me like this! Ok, we did the nose... and the dress. But she's still a witch! She turned me into a newt once! ... I got better. Etc, Etc...

I think it's something lik this:
B: And what do witches do?
P: They burn!!!!
B: And what else can you burn apart from witches?
P: More witches!
OP: Wood.
B: Exactly, so how can we tell if she's made of wood?
P: Build a bridge out of her!
B: But can one not also make bridges out of stone? Tell me, does wood float?
P: Yes.
B: What else floats?
P: Bread!
P: Apples!
P: Saliva!
P: very small Rocks!
P: A DUCK!
B: So, Logically, if she's made of wood, she's as heavy as a duck and therefore...
P: A WITCH!
 
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arthur says "a duck" and the other dude says "precisely" :P

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B: And what do we do with witches?
P: ...BURN THEM! XD
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Pacman928

didn't people already say that? :P

... and they ate robin's minstrals.  and they rejoiced soundly. *half-hearted "yay"*

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Rosella

It was at the end of the thing. :P
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Rosella

Ok, after careful study of the movie, I've transcribed that part of the movie for your insane pleasure. :P

Dude: There are ways of telling she’s a witch.
Other dudes: Are there? What are they?
Dude: Tell me, what do we do with witches?
OD: BURN THEM!
D: And what do you burn apart from witches?
One dude: MORE WITCHES!
Other dude: Wood.
D: So why do witches burn?
One dude: *bites sword*
Other dude: Because…because they’re made of…wood?
D: Good! So, how do we tell if she is made of wood?
One dude: Build a bridge out of her!
D: Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
One dude: Oh yeah…
D: Does wood sink in water?
OD: Nope, no. It floats! THROW HER INTO THE POND!
D: What ALSO floats in water?
OD: Rain! Apples! Very small rocks! China! Homemade gravy! Cherries! Mum! Churches! Lead!
Arthur: A duck!
D: Exactly. So, logically…
One dude: If she…weighs the same as a duck…she’s…made of wood!
D: And therefore?
OD: A witch!
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why does no one mention the bunny scene? :P

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Well, I fell asleep, so I didn't get to transcribe that part. :P
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