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Re: Funny Rule Thread!
« Reply #140 on: July 12, 2008, 06:07:14 AM »
Rule #157: The Cult of Yonk must sacrifice one :suffer: daily.
 
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Re: Funny Rule Thread!
« Reply #141 on: July 12, 2008, 06:14:05 PM »
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Re: Funny Rule Thread!
« Reply #142 on: August 15, 2008, 11:37:48 PM »
Rule 158: The hailing of Yonkies needs to move further south.  My house has huge dents in it now.
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Re: Funny Rule Thread!
« Reply #143 on: October 11, 2008, 02:56:50 PM »
Rule 159: PK can't reach groupie before me. :P ::)

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Re: Funny Rule Thread!
« Reply #144 on: October 11, 2008, 03:52:42 PM »
Rule #160: Rules about ranking are void :P
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Re: Funny Rule Thread!
« Reply #145 on: October 11, 2008, 04:16:53 PM »
Rule #160: Rules about ranking are void :P
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Re: Funny Rule Thread!
« Reply #146 on: October 18, 2008, 07:52:39 AM »
Rule #161: Rules about other rules are void.

(Yes, I realize this rule is about other rules...)

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Re: Funny Rule Thread!
« Reply #147 on: November 04, 2008, 11:51:03 PM »
Rule #162: happiness is the best medicine
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Re: Funny Rule Thread!
« Reply #148 on: November 05, 2008, 05:56:21 AM »
Rule #163: you should always wear something black and something white.
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Re: Funny Rule Thread!
« Reply #149 on: November 05, 2008, 01:56:12 PM »
Rule #163: you should always wear something black and something white.
Whew. Thank Zeus for socks, otherwise I'd never wear white....Wait, does really pale skin count?

Rule #164: No one with more than 2500 posts should post any less than 2 posts a day...unless they can't get to a computer :P
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Re: Funny Rule Thread!
« Reply #150 on: November 05, 2008, 01:59:04 PM »
Rule #165: Everyone must wish me happy birthday tomorrow! ;D


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Re: Funny Rule Thread!
« Reply #151 on: November 05, 2008, 03:42:30 PM »
Rule #164: No one with more than 2500 posts should post any less than 2 posts a day...unless they can't get to a computer :P
Whelp, I've broken that rule far too many times. :P

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Re: Funny Rule Thread!
« Reply #152 on: November 05, 2008, 05:57:46 PM »
Rule #167: No one's allowed to question the masks. :evil:
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A light from the shadows shall spring
Renewed shall be blade that was broken
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Re: Funny Rule Thread!
« Reply #153 on: November 26, 2008, 08:22:02 PM »
Rule #168: Everyone must give thanks!

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