Funny Rule Thread!

[Deloria]

Rule #70: Use the subjunctive mood correctly!
Rule #71: Send Say cookies.

[awesomeasapossum]

Rule #72: Don't complain about the s

[Gilgamesh]

Rule #73: Laugh at least once a day

[dark-daventry]

Rule #74: You must bow down to !
Rule #75: Say gets dibs on any cookies mentioned on the forum!
Rule #76: Spam Cesar!
Rule #77: Once you post on the forum, you are automatically inducted into the Asylum whether you like it or not!
Rule #78: PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rule #79: Disregard Rule #78 at your own discretion.

[tessspoon]

Rule #77: Once you post on the forum, you are automatically inducted into the Asylum whether you like it or not!

Unfortunately, that rule has seemed not to apply to me.

Rule #80: PK stands for PirateKing, not Player Killer

[PirateKingChris]

Rule #80: PK stands for PirateKing, not Player Killer

Hooray!!!

Rule #81: Tessy is reigning pirate captain and there will be NO mutiny!

[Deloria]

Rule #82: The Suffer must be overthrown.

[awesomeasapossum]

Rule #83: Disregard Rule #82 with extreme prejudice.
Rule #84: If you haven't applied already, apply to the TSL Fanatics
Rule #85: Using smilies is not required, but highly suggested.

[koko_99_2001]

Rule #77: Once you post on the forum, you are automatically inducted into the Asylum whether you like it or not!

Unfortunately, that rule has seemed not to apply to me.

Nor me...but for me, it's fortunately

And, no rules about me?

[Deloria]

Rule #83: Disregard Rule #82 with extreme prejudice.

Rule #86: Suffer is [the epitome of corruption and vileness, the like of which should be spared this otherwise awesome forum. Therefore it is humbly put before The Powers That Be that the Suffer be] banished from this forum, never to mar it again.

[PirateKingChris]

Rule #87: Always listen to Cat, but never to a dog.

[koko_99_2001]

lol, love it PK! Thankees

So...does everyone listen to me?

[Petra Rocks]

Ahem, check rule 1 Cat.

[dark-daventry]

Rule #88: The Suffer will prevail, but you can also yield to Deloria's suggestion. But mostly, obey the Suffer!
Rule #89: Cat is supreme Goddess of this Forum, and no one shall oppose her!
Rule #90: Send Neil Spam whenever the oppertunity presents itself!

[PirateKingChris]

lol, love it PK! Thankees

So...does everyone listen to me?

You're welcome 

And everyone should, I dunno why they wouldn't.

[awesomeasapossum]

I do!
Rule #91: In order to post on Tuesdays, you have to have seen one of the following movies:
-The Princess Bride
-Waiting For Guffman
-Edward Scissorhands
-Spiderman 2
-Music and Lyrics
-King Kong (any version)
-Disney's Aladdin
-Big Fish
-The Prestige
-Disney's The Lion King
-Night of the Living Dead
-The Wizard
-The Wedding Singer
If you haven't seen any of the above movies, take your Tuesday off to watch it!

[Deloria]

rule #10) jason will be posting empress

Rule #92: Jason's title and realm can be usurped.*does so*

[Gilgamesh]

Rule #93: If you want a kindom you need to conquer one
I heard daventry is a nice kingdom, maybe...

[dark-daventry]

Rule #94: Disregard rule #93. Daventry is a free and open society. Only wizards or TSL Groupies can conquer it. If you're neither, don't even bother trying...
Rule #95: You are required to have had Cake at least once in your lifetime to be able to access the forum. If you haven't had cake yet, eat it now, or Mordack will be after you...

[tessspoon]

Rule #96: All must hail the deliciousness of TimTams.