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Started by Pacman928, January 07, 2006, 07:14:33 PM

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Gilgamesh

Rule #97: If you can't see yourself in the mirror there's something wrong whit you or you have found a magic mirror.
Duke of all that is Good
Member of the GAA team
So Good that I'm looking Evil
Expert in hiding and disguise
Master of the sword and sword of the master
Insanity is my creation
King of Prussia

Evilness is in my blood
Don't blame me for losing against my excalipoor.
Realy I am sane, it's my other one that's insane.

Pacman928

rule #98: please refer to rule 96

The Dreaded Pac Sparrow
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tessspoon

Rule #99: If you want to push a boulder to get the dagger underneath, don't stand in the spot you're moving it to. :P

PirateKingChris

Rule #100: There must be at least 153 more rules.
"Take it from someone who knows sick:  licking corpses is going waaay beyond demented."

Defender Of All Things Against Connor  :stabs:

Long Hair 4 Life XB

TEAM COCO

koko_99_2001

<3 Happily married to FataliOmega since July 11, 2009 <3

The Unofficial The Silver Lining Official Sarcasm Cleaner Upper :cat:

Catherine DaCosta

icarus

Rule #102: only Merlin may make a birthday tread for cat and visa versa  :D
I am the lord of the underworld
member of APRETT
(Association of Patient's Rights to Eat Tasty Things)

(\_/)
(O.o)
(> <)

This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your signature to help him on his way to world
domination

koko_99_2001

<3 Happily married to FataliOmega since July 11, 2009 <3

The Unofficial The Silver Lining Official Sarcasm Cleaner Upper :cat:

Catherine DaCosta

icarus

I am the lord of the underworld
member of APRETT
(Association of Patient's Rights to Eat Tasty Things)

(\_/)
(O.o)
(> <)

This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your signature to help him on his way to world
domination

PirateKingChris

Quote from: icarus on September 29, 2007, 01:14:20 PM
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on September 29, 2007, 11:54:02 AM
lol! Love it! :D
maybe you should make it an official rule  ::)

These ARE official  ::)

Rule #103: One must stay up past midnight at least twice a month to make posts.
"Take it from someone who knows sick:  licking corpses is going waaay beyond demented."

Defender Of All Things Against Connor  :stabs:

Long Hair 4 Life XB

TEAM COCO

Delling

Rule #104: Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain... he's just playing with a 3W laser... No, seriously, no coming inside without your  :futuristic: goggles...
Noli me tangere! Nescio ubi fuisti!
Don't touch me! I don't know where you've been!

Marquess of Pembroke
Duke of Saxony in Her Majesty's Court
Knight of the Swan for Her Imperial Highness

...resistance was obviously useless against a family that could invent italics.

"Let the locative live."

http://my.ddo.com/referral/Delling87

Gilgamesh

Rule #105: Don't throw whit rotten tomato's use eggs instead.
Duke of all that is Good
Member of the GAA team
So Good that I'm looking Evil
Expert in hiding and disguise
Master of the sword and sword of the master
Insanity is my creation
King of Prussia

Evilness is in my blood
Don't blame me for losing against my excalipoor.
Realy I am sane, it's my other one that's insane.

dark-daventry

Rule #106: You must wear an Organization XIII Cloak prior to joining the forum, and have a photo to prove it (Organization XIII is a Kingdom Hearts reference just so you all know!)

Rule #107: You must all have an opinion of Connor (preferably against him) before joining the forum

Rule #108: No matter what people may say to you, it is not a bad thing to be in the TSL Asylum (Though I'm not in it, so I wouldn't know anything about the Asylum.)

Rule #109: You must make at least one Cesar joke in one of your posts.

Rule #110: The magic mirror knows all
Founder of the (new) Left Handed Alliance Of Left Handed People (LHALHP)

Gay and proud of it!

Avid Adventure Game fan

Delling

Rule #111: Things enumerated with such numerals as those numerals having all their digits identical are automatically cool.
Noli me tangere! Nescio ubi fuisti!
Don't touch me! I don't know where you've been!

Marquess of Pembroke
Duke of Saxony in Her Majesty's Court
Knight of the Swan for Her Imperial Highness

...resistance was obviously useless against a family that could invent italics.

"Let the locative live."

http://my.ddo.com/referral/Delling87

PirateKingChris

"Take it from someone who knows sick:  licking corpses is going waaay beyond demented."

Defender Of All Things Against Connor  :stabs:

Long Hair 4 Life XB

TEAM COCO

Delling

Rule #113: No posting in The GOOD & The BAD Thread whilst ruminating (cf. this post)
Noli me tangere! Nescio ubi fuisti!
Don't touch me! I don't know where you've been!

Marquess of Pembroke
Duke of Saxony in Her Majesty's Court
Knight of the Swan for Her Imperial Highness

...resistance was obviously useless against a family that could invent italics.

"Let the locative live."

http://my.ddo.com/referral/Delling87

Lenny318

#95
#114: All talk of mathematics and calculus shall be met with nothing less than 100% understanding.

#115: There must be at least 133.7 rules regarding Cedric  :P
"Hi Rosella. The bad guys captured me as a kid and I couldn't figure out what was going on until you saved me a few years back. After all your efforts, I couldn't even stay out of trouble for one day and the bad guys got me all over again. My mind is easily warped, so I had no self-control when I turned you into an ugly troll. Then I almost blew up the world with this volcano..."

-Shadyparadox 's paraphrasing of Edgar's little speech at the end of KQVII  (youtube)

PirateKingChris

"Take it from someone who knows sick:  licking corpses is going waaay beyond demented."

Defender Of All Things Against Connor  :stabs:

Long Hair 4 Life XB

TEAM COCO

Dangling

I didn't have time to read all of the rules so I hope no one has posted these...
#117 Everybody Wang Chung tonight
#118 Everybody must love and adore me except when it conflicts with rule #1

Lenny318

#119: Someone must be Rick Rolled at least once a day in order for this forum to continue functioning.
"Hi Rosella. The bad guys captured me as a kid and I couldn't figure out what was going on until you saved me a few years back. After all your efforts, I couldn't even stay out of trouble for one day and the bad guys got me all over again. My mind is easily warped, so I had no self-control when I turned you into an ugly troll. Then I almost blew up the world with this volcano..."

-Shadyparadox 's paraphrasing of Edgar's little speech at the end of KQVII  (youtube)

PirateKingChris

#120: Bromances are encouraged.  XB
"Take it from someone who knows sick:  licking corpses is going waaay beyond demented."

Defender Of All Things Against Connor  :stabs:

Long Hair 4 Life XB

TEAM COCO