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Offline Deloria

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Grammar Jail
« on: January 07, 2006, 01:56:58 PM »
She's also the head of the grammar police and has more than enough evidence to have you locked up for years...I would try NOT to insult her if I were you...
 
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Re: Grammar Jail
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2006, 02:40:28 PM »
I gave that as a compliment! Besides, I actually make an effort to have good grammar, so I doubt I'd be locked up for years. Maybe about one year, but you're exaggerating. ::)
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Re: Grammar Jail
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2006, 03:19:57 PM »
Yeah! And I just bet the prison is as cushy as Martha Stuart's! :P ::)
 
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Re: Grammar Jail
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2006, 03:22:02 PM »
Actually, I've been to Grammar Jail for about 5 minutes. :P
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Re: Grammar Jail
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2006, 03:24:12 PM »
How was it?
 
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Re: Grammar Jail
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2006, 03:33:15 PM »
Awful, terrible, frightening. You'll want to avoid it. :P
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Re: Grammar Jail
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2006, 03:34:41 PM »
I live for pain! I live for unhappieness! Therefore I would love it, but am determind to remain honest and I want to have a clean record.
 
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Re: Grammar Jail
« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2006, 03:37:38 PM »
Yeah, but pain hurts, and unhappiehness is depressing. :P
Besides, pain is a mere itch and unhappiehness a dull disappointment compared to the horrors of Grammar Jail. :P
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Re: Grammar Jail
« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2006, 03:38:59 PM »
My unhappieness minions will make sure I'm happy!
 
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Re: Grammar Jail
« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2006, 04:35:37 PM »
i arrest jafar for calling me a crip, even though i am and for saying that loving kelsey is crazy.
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Re: Grammar Jail
« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2006, 04:37:39 PM »
I didn't call you a crip. And love IS crazy. :P
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Re: Grammar Jail
« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2006, 04:39:08 PM »
Actually you called yourself a crip
 
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Re: Grammar Jail
« Reply #12 on: January 07, 2006, 04:46:46 PM »
What's a crip? :P
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« Reply #13 on: January 07, 2006, 04:47:42 PM »
I think it's short for cripple but I'm not sure.
 
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Re: Grammar Jail
« Reply #14 on: January 07, 2006, 04:48:53 PM »
If it was...then why wouldn't he just say that? :P
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Re: Grammar Jail
« Reply #15 on: January 07, 2006, 04:50:59 PM »
it is short for cripple, but it has a different meaning.  a crip is someone who spends almoast all of their free time on a specific thing(for me, it's the forums).
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Re: Grammar Jail
« Reply #16 on: January 07, 2006, 04:51:53 PM »
If it was...then why wouldn't he just say that? :P

Not you too! *arrests Kelsey*
 
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Re: Grammar Jail
« Reply #17 on: January 07, 2006, 05:01:14 PM »
....

What did I do wrong!? :(
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Re: Grammar Jail
« Reply #18 on: January 07, 2006, 05:04:02 PM »
deloria, let kelsey go!!
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Re: Grammar Jail
« Reply #19 on: January 07, 2006, 05:05:19 PM »
It's too late, Michael! Soon, your precious Kelsey will be forced to pay a fine of $0000.00! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! :suffer:
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