It's too late, Michael! Soon, your precious Kelsey will be forced to pay a fine of $0000.00! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
She's arresting people for braking grammar rules and she just broke them herself!"If it WERE" not "If it was" were is used for speaking hypothetically.
I think she's alright. she won't be taken away or charged.  She will, however recieve a warning.Â