Night of the Living Trees II: Revenge of the Living Trees

[awesomeasapossum]

Here it is. The official thread for the "official" movie. Post suggestions, comments, etc. I will be posting the script AND other goodies here. Anyone else is welcome to write bits of script and post other trailers, drawings, etc. Have fun!

[awesomeasapossum]

CHECK OUT THE TRAILER FOR NOTLT2:ROTLT!!! It requires Windows Media Player.

SCENE 1:
(Setting: Graveyard. Orlando Bloom is digging a grave.)
Orlando: I even look "dreamy" covered in mud and stuff!
*A creaking gate is heard*
Orlando: What is there?
Tree 1: Just a little ol' tree.
Orlando: Oh good. *continues digging*
Orlando: Wait....A Tree!
*the tree rushes in with blood red eyes. Orlando screams*
*Orlando runs through graveyard while the tree follows. Orlando spies an axe*
Orlando: I will chop you to bits!
*Tree 1 reaches toward Orlando who tries to chop at the tree.*
*The axe head flies off and is embedded in a gravestone*
Orlando: Oh no! Help....HELP!!
*The tree approaches him more. Orlando backs up.*
*Ominous music crescendos and Orlando trips over a rock.  *
*Eddie Murphy flings himself in front of Orlando (in slow-motion) firing 6 rounds into the tree. Bark and sap sprays everywhere as the tree falls to the ground.*
Orlando: Thanks a bundle!
Eddie: No prob. Let's kick some tree hiney.
Orlando: Oh yeah!
*A scream is heard and the two rush off the screen*
End of scene 1.

The first of many.

[Moodyblues]

Oh my...   This is awesome.

[Warlock]

This sort of belongs here..

Let me know if you want me to move it to general instead though

[awesomeasapossum]

No. Fan Fiction is fine. That's where I was considering putting it at first. Thanx. 

[Deloria]

That's hilarious. Couldn't watch the trailer, though.

[awesomeasapossum]

Why?

[awesomeasapossum]

SCENE 2
(setting middle of street. In center of street is a  bottomless pit with flames and trees shooting out.)
Eddie: A hoarde of them! Les put der lights out!
Orlando: Wait! First let the camera zoom into my face slowly so girls in the audience can coo in rapture.
Eddie: Boy! Are you trippin? Les just shoot der heads off! After all there ARE boys in the audeince!
Orlando: What're you talking about?! This film is aimed at teen-age girls!
Eddie: NO it ain't! It's aimed at teen-age BOYS!
Orlando: Don't make me punch you!
*Eddie pulls out gun and points in Orlando's direction. He fires three shots*
*Orlando turns around and looks at dead tree on ground.*
Orlando: Thanks for getting that tree!
Eddie: No prob! Now, lets kick some fanny!!!!
Orlando: @*$# Yeah!!!!
*Intense Music plays as Orlando pulls out two machetes*
*The duo kills swarms of trees right and left*
*Then Eddie falls through open manhole into sewers.*

[Jafar]

Maybe they can compromise and zoom into the tree's face....never mind.

[Rosedragon]

This is sort of funny. The only thing I can se connecting it to KQ is the trees form KQ4. maybe you should put Rosella in it. How about if Sarah Michelle Gellar plays her, and she joins the boys in kicking tree booty? I liked to have Rosella get caught by those trees and see all the different death messages.

[KingGraham]

Right...
Was there a "Night of the Living Trees 1"? 

[awesomeasapossum]

N- YES! Here is the trailer for NOTLT1:ROTLT. (Unfortunately the trailer was sent by mail on a floppy disk in the 70s so the images aren't that great. I'll post it in spoilers. Each spoiler equals one frame)
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            THEY ARE COMING
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[spoiler] FOR YOU!
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[Moodyblues]

   Oh my gosh, that's too funny.    *imagines a NOTLT text adventure*

[awesomeasapossum]

Didn't you hear? There is one! All there is is a demo (so far) but I'll look for it.

[awesomeasapossum]

Scene 3:
Middle of street where Eddie fell in.
Orlando: COME BACK EDDIE!
Eddie: Okay!
Eddie is shown floating up with Rosella at his side.
Orlando: Mech-Rosella is it true?
Mecha-Rosella: OHHHHH YEAHH!
Eddie: Look out!!! Trees!!
Orlando is knocked to the ground by the trees.
Eddie: I'm outa ammo!
Mecha-Rosella: NOT ME!
She shoots machine gun bullets out of her eyes and lazer swords sprout from her fingertips. She kills hundreds of trees in a very matrix-ish scene. After it is all over she shoots ice out of her mouth and seals up the hole.
Mecha-Rosella: NOW FOR YOU!!
Eddie: Uh-oh!! She's evil! You aren't even Rosella!!
Mecha-Rosella: You're right! I'm Sarah Michelle Gellar!!!! BWA!! HA!!! HA!! HA!! HA!! HA!!!
Real Rosella: Hault right there!
Eddie/Orlando: (Speed Racer style) GASP! THE REAL ROSELLA!

[Rosedragon]

That's great! A robotic Rosella, what a great idea! Very funny, keep it coming. So SMG is evil? I can believe that. I did see a Buffy episode where there was a robot of Buffy, that got destroyed.

[awesomeasapossum]

Rosella: In the name of Daventry stop!
Mecha-Rosella: (mocking) In the name of Daventry stop!
Rosella: That's it!
Mecha-Rosella: (mocking) That's it!
Rosella: SEVEN DWARVES COME TO ME NOW!
Mecha-Rosella: (mocking) SEVEN DWARVES COME TO ME NOW!
The unicorn from KQ4 comes up with the seven dwarves on it.
All the dwarves: We be the seven dwarves and we did come to see.
What Rosella by doing callin' to us all up in da hizzy.
We come to saver her life
Cuz she was cleanin' for us like she was our wife (nothing against wives or women, it just rhymed.)
*Dopey and Dock start break-dancing*
Yeah, Yeah!
Time to stop Sarah Michelle Geller
We be the analogical Old Yeller!
Yeah, Yeah, YEAH!

[icarus]

Is this one of those living trees? No I didn'ty painted that tree and didn't photoshoped the picture.

[awesomeasapossum]

Haha! I've seen those on trees in my neighborhood, too.