The Moodyblues Thread

[Pacman928]

i actually got that.

[Deloria]

*Is reminded of "One cannot stop rain, all one can do is avoid getting wet"*

[Moodyblues]

"Wax on.  Wax off."   

Random thought:  Does anybody want to have a Japanese cartoon-style battle?

[Farquhar]

Me! I'll battle ya!

But I must warn you, you are no match for my cosmic telekinetic powers. Mwa ha ha ha.

[Moodyblues]

*hair is ruffled softly in the wind as rose petals fly about* 

*speaks with terrible dubbing*  I have no wish to harm you to a great extent, Farquhar-chan.  Truth is my weapon.  Love is my sabre.  Beauty is my t-shirt from Goodwill.

[Jafar]

Hey look! I think he's about to go Super Saiyan!

[Pacman928]

*hair is ruffled softly in the wind as rose petals fly about* 

*speaks with terrible dubbing*  I have no wish to harm you to a great extent, Farquhar-chan.  Truth is my weapon.  Love is my sabre.  Beauty is my t-shirt from Goodwill.

so much for the whole "love is the weakest of all elements, so give it to a bunny" thing

[Moodyblues]

*vein appears on forehead*  Daaaaaugh!  Do you dare challenge my rhetoric?

*makes an "x" of light in the air*  Rebuttal of Extemporaneous Speaking!  *fwoosh!  fwoosh!*  I only said that love was the "weakest ring of all time," Pacman.  Love is my sabre in this instance.

[Farquhar]

*Closes eyes.*

*Slowly Farquhar-chan's power builds up, and then after uttering a fierce roar, an explosion of energy is sent rocketing through the air in the direction of Moodyblues-chan.*

*Speaks in Japanese, with subtitles that only translate the basic idea of the dialogue.*

If you wish to survive this fight Moodyblues-chan then I suggest you surrender now!

[Jafar]

If she wants to survive this fight, she should give up before it even starts? Who translated this mess!? Honestly...

*keeps watching*

[Moodyblues]

*sweatdrop, rubs her hand along the back of her neck*  Aheheh, I guess this is maybe going to be a real challenge after all!  Is that okay?  Sure!  I have friendship! 

*dodges the attack*  HUTTAH!  You has to spar harder, Eff-chan!  *throws glowing ninja stars made of energy*  Taste this, if you're hangry!

[Farquhar]

*Draws magical kitana and blocks the ninja stars.* HA! No thanks, I just had lunch not long ago.

*Eyes narrow*

FIRE.....SWORD.....ATTACK!!!!
*Sends forth a searing jet of flame from the blade.*

[Moodyblues]

HA! No thanks, I just had lunch not long ago.

Haughuagh?!  How will I get out of this one? 

*flashback to a pastoral scene in which Moody and her sensei are discussing flowers*

Hey Sensei!  How do a flower bloom and open, up?

Sensei:  It is simple.  They sometimes get kicked by wandering tourists.  Othertimes, they use a magic technique for blocking a fire sword attack.

*end flashback*

Ah!  I now am remamber!  Farquardo, your toast!?  BLOOMING FLOWER OF OPENING UP TECHNIQUE THAT ARE BLOCKING A FIRE SWORD ATTACKS!  *is enveloped by a protective, rose-colored haze* 

Meheha!  Now its my turn.  SUMMATION OF THE NOT-DEAD!  *summons an army of zombies*  Does you like a dance with the dead, Farquhar?  They are talented!  But, they will be the death of you!!

[Lollotte]

Does anyone here know Bleach, the anime show? I was just wondering, seeing this conversation is becoming very anime. 

[Pacman928]

*joins in fight*  you all will die a very painful death!!  *mouth keeps moving, but no words come out*

*points both hands at ground*  earthquake!!  bwahhahahhaha!! *the earth quakes and cracks*

[Moodyblues]

Does anyone here know Bleach, the anime show? I was just wondering, seeing this conversation is becoming very anime. 

Sorry, I haven't heard of it.

PAC-CHAN!  Behold the power of flying two inches above the ground!  You're plan have failed!

[Pacman928]

ha!  i have trained for many years.  *flies 3 inches above the ground* ha!  fear my mighty poke of flame!!  *flies over to moodyblues and pokes her* *watches moodyblues fly backwards into a mountain*  bwahahhahahaha!!

[Farquhar]

*Laughs maniacally.*

I can avoid not only your zombie army Moody-chan, but also the earthquake power of Pac-chan's! For my abilities allow me to fly not two, not three, but up to one hundred feet above the ground!!!!

*Flies up high, and begins to lift huge boulders with telekinetic powers, dropping them towards Moody-chan, Pac-chan, and the zombies below.*

TAKE THAT PITIFUL BEINGS!

[Moodyblues]

Ahaha!  A nice move!  However, I have a trick up my SLEEVE...

*right arm turns into a cannon* 

*speaking very quickly*  That's right!  My right arm is mecha!  It is both an ARM and a CANNON!  It's, therefore, an ARM CANNON!  It is useful because, not only can my ARM CANNON shoot ENERGY SPHERES, it can also turn into another weapon!  I think you both should stay aware, Pacpac and Eff-chan, because I could quite possibly maybe steal your powers!  I bet you wouldn't like that, ahaha!

CANNON FIRE!  *shots the boulder into small pieces*  Not bad!  I should work for a wild west show!

[Lollotte]

*Lollotte-chan rises from the rubble, surrounded by a purple fire force field*

WHO WAKES ME FROM MY SLUMBER?!?

*turns pupiless eyes on Moody-chan* YOU.