Ye Elde Deloria Threade

[racx_00]

The elde English in which you speaketh is true evil, but I fear not and willst more forth and use elde English in thoust threade. For when I do not reside here I may speak thy new English.

[Deloria]

Indeed thou may. But we see it not as evil. Tis a most gracious and beautiful tongue, yet what thou sayeth amuses us greatly.

[racx_00]

Tis a graceful tongue. But alas I believe that thy threade hath a most horrible curse, therefore twould explain why thee speaks in such an odd way.

[Deloria]

Do we? Forsooth, what be the cursre of which thou hath spoken?

[racx_00]

Alas, I was hoping that thee might enlighten me on the curse in which I spoke of!

[Deloria]

We fear not, lest it be the curse of the drunkards

[dark-daventry]

Elde English is the most holy of all languages. Tis the language in which I useth not everyday! Milady, how art thou? How do thee spare in thine kingdom?

[Rosella]

Why-eth dost thou confuseth moi-eth?

[Deloria]

We mean not to confuse her grace, Princess Rosella, but tis the language in which we art fluent and indeed tis a beautiful and flowing tongue. We are quite well, thank thee for asking Lord Chaimberlain. Our kingdom fareth well, but for a tempest which hath decided to maketh this faire land its home.

[dark-daventry]

I hath heard from our enemies that an evil invasion shall strike at midnight tonight. I hath put up the shield, and I urge thou to prepare thine troops.

Good day, milady!

[Farquhar]

I shalt gather the troops for our Queen at once, Lord Chamberlain! With thy shield, our enemies shalt break upon this castle like water on rock!

[Deloria]

We are obliged to thank thee both, Farquhar and Daventry D'arc. The enemy hath been vanquished and the evil blight upon this kingdom diminished. Might I ask if there were any captured, who they were and from whence they came?

[dark-daventry]

I hath captured Malicia, Mordack and Mannan in a bottle, trapped within the basement of my hut. They shalt not escapeth easily, milady!

[Deloria]

Indeed, but they are yet to be tried, so soon as they are, we feareth their escape is imminent. Daventry D'arc, we entrusteth thou with the single task of making sure they do not, lest they be found innocent. Accepteth thou this task?

[dark-daventry]

*Bows before her royal highness* I do indeed accepteth thine most noble of tasks. I have them locked within a high security facility with no human escape I can possibly thinketh. It's ingenious!

[Deloria]

Indeed, they art unable to escapeth before the trial, but during the trial? Methinks we needeth a plan. Lord Farquhar what is thy oppionion of this all?

[dark-daventry]

I hath taken the precautions of ankle charms, which shall activate if they do try to escapeth. They automatically sendeth the person back to the trialeth.

[Farquhar]

The ankle charms Daventry D'arc speaks of should hold thy enemies My Queen, but thou can be assured that I shalt have guards stationed nearby as well, just in case they do find a way to breaketh the magic of their bonds.

It will also please thou to know that we have captured Yorick. He hath been knocked unconscious in battle, and is currently being held in the dungeons.

[Deloria]

Excellent, yes it pleaseth me indeed . So soon as he hath regained consciousness, bringeth him to me for formal questioning. And thank you doubly for having the guards stationed as a precaution. The trial shall proceedeth as planned on the morrow and I bid thee both to become members of the jury.

[dark-daventry]

Your wish is my command, milady. I shall be a jury member. I believe that we should also try them for crimes of the royal family of Daventry. They've caused them too much trouble to go unnoticed.