Welcome Paul, enjoy this GREAT community of freaks! (& freakettes!!)
As for Orlando Bloom, you all know I hate him. It's not his long hair (hey, I have freakishly long hair), it's that.. sort of.. vending machine look he has.. makes you want to bang on him (not bang him) and try to get stuff out..
Ehh.. there's no way to say that without it sounding wrong! 
Why don't you like him? I didn't quite catch that. 
Eh, hello?? Vending machine look! Uhm uhm uhm... you know how sometimes, something looks like a machine, and a vending one at that? Well, that's the case with him!
Actually in all honesty, he's just got this ick feel to him, like he isn't human. He's like, too "prototype", not a finished product. Maketh sense now, wee lass?
