The Official General Chat Threade Returns!!

[Jafar]

I think intervention is required before things get out of hand.

Only thing is...should I take the lid off and hide it, or nail it closed?

[Haids1987]

By the sovereign rights vested in 'e, I dub Haids to be the official toiletseat-putter-upper of this thread!

Too bad--I live in America and you live in the Netherlands.  Therefore, any sovereign rights you think that you might have were left at the border.  Bua ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

By the way, Cray, your whip has no power over me.  Unless you wield the almighty Vampire Killer from Castlevania, you got nothin!  Besides, I am female, I suffer more pain monthly than you suffer yearly!  If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine!  :say:

EDIT: The toilet seat is still down anyway, gentlemen...  

[crayauchtin]

She did not just presume to know about my pains and sufferings and blame it on her womanlyness.

Let's just say that I have far more "pain & suffering" cards in my hand than the average woman has in her entire deck, m'kay? Go use your hormonal excuses on someone else, you'll get no sympathy here.

Anyways, this is far worse than the Vampire Killer from Castlevania. This is... the Fanny Tamer! This mystical whip has been blessed by Cheese so that all disobedient servants (most especially maids) may be forced into compliance.

Now PUT THAT TOILET SEAT UP!   :say:

[Jafar]

Anyways, this is far worse than the Vampire Killer from Castlevania. This is... the Fanny Tamer! This mystical whip has been blessed by Cheese so that all disobedient servants (most especially maids) may be forced into compliance.

Pff, that has nothing on my Holy Extending Chainsaw Whip that Chain-fires rockets that release burning Chain Whips that swing themselves around with Chainsaws on the other end with a built in Chain gun that Fires Chainwhips.

Wait, what were we talking about again?

[crayauchtin]

I live to amuse.

That's a true story though.

Speaking of amusing, I still can't get over that the very first post in this thread is from the other me. I shall live on forevar!

[B'rrr]

Too bad--I live in America and you live in the Netherlands.  Therefore, any sovereign rights you think that you might have were left at the border.  Bua ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

Too bad for you, the powers I have are linked to this thread! Cray and I counter-jacked this thread earlier and therefor have soverirgnty over it.

Besides, I am female, I suffer more pain monthly than you suffer yearly!  If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine!  :say:

That would actually be fun to watch, if I can extract 'y yearly pain and push it into a 'onth and give it to you!

*Sigh* I will accept the title of Official Toilet Seat-Putter-Upper, but not the job.  I accept the title itself...

Blablablayadayadayada...

*Cue music*

Good. Use your aggressive feelings, girl. Let the hate flow through you. I'' looking forward to co'pleting your training. In ti'e you will put the toilet seat back up!

[MangoMercury]

Actually, we women like the seat (and the lid!) down since it stops germs going around the place.  It's not a ploy to inconvenience you men; we just like to be clean.

[B'rrr]

the ger's not flushed away and killed by whatever che'ical substance you have hanging at the side of your toilet will find a way out toiletseat and lid down or not.

Therefor it has little to do with beeing clean, and just a hollow argu'ent. I never said wo'an leave the seat down to inconvenience us 'en, it is just that they have no 'anners and are lazy! 

[Delling]

Actually, we women like the seat (and the lid!) down since it stops germs going around the place.  It's not a ploy to inconvenience you men; we just like to be clean.

This is true: when one flushes, a mist rises from the bowl due to the mixing action of the water. This mist carries lots of nasties with it. With the lid open, it can reach farther in the room, which is more of an issue, say, at home where there may be things like toothbrushes in the room too.

[crayauchtin]

This is true: when one flushes, a mist rises from the bowl due to the mixing action of the water. This mist carries lots of nasties with it. With the lid open, it can reach farther in the room, which is more of an issue, say, at home where there may be things like toothbrushes in the room too.

Exactly whose side are you on mister??

And do you *see* any toothbrushes in this thread? Exactly! The toilet seat goes UP, Haids!
:say:

[B'rrr]

This is true: when one flushes, a mist rises from the bowl due to the mixing action of the water. This mist carries lots of nasties with it. With the lid open, it can reach farther in the room, which is more of an issue, say, at home where there may be things like toothbrushes in the room too.

27 testflushes , the cloth cover I put over the toilet has nothing on it!

12 testflushes with a blue-ish la'p to spot any 'ist, no 'ist spotted either!

You should get a better toilet! Also, we have nothing against people that put the lid down when they flush the toilet, as long as they put the lid and seat up after they are done. You have any idea what 'ess you get when you have to take a pee and the lid is down... who said anything about wo'an liking it clean? that is just wrong...

[Jafar]

Jeez, where do you boys get your weapons?  Assassins 'R Us or some such place?  All I have is a pink light saber.  It might not be as impressive as a whip or chainsaw whip, but it does the job.

Well, I dunno about Cray (Who probably gets his stuff from some sleazy, degenerate weapons dealer ), but being a Jarada Knight means I'm entitled to the most ridiculous weapons in all the land.

Also, we have nothing against people that put the lid down when they flush the toilet, as long as they put the lid and seat up after they are done.

But that means you have to wait for it to finish flushing! Who wants to waste time doing that?

In any case, the real reason it's better to keep the seat down is to keep the evil restroom gremlins from wrecking havoc in the night.

[Delling]

In any case, the real reason it's better to keep the seat down is to keep the evil restroom gremlins from wrecking havoc in the night.

That's true. I'd forgotten about them since we mostly keep our seats down at night... clearly, Cray and B'rrr are in league with the restroom gremlins!

[Haids1987]

   Why did I not see it before?! Delling, you hit the nail on the head!  I feel so stupid!

Long live a lowered toilet seat!!!

[crayauchtin]

Restroom gremlins do not live in toilets!! They live in those air dry things for your hands -- you know, you push the button and the air comes out but your hands NEVER GET DRY. NEVER!

Why don't your hands dry?
BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE THE GREMLINS ARE! It's all a trick!

But if the toilet seat is up, they can be easily shooed into the toilet, where they will get wet, melt (like a Wicked Witch would!), and be easily flushed!

I swear I have to explain everything to you people.

[Haids1987]

Yet another lie.

You have a sickness, Cray.

[GoneTooLong]

What's this fancy toilet thing you guys are talking about? As a wizard's slave, I have to empty a chamber pot.

*shudders*

[Haids1987]

And get your master food, feed the chickens, etc.  It's a hard-knock life.

[tessspoon]

Great Haids, now I have that song stuck in my head.

[GoneTooLong]

Just you wait until I get hold of the wizard's magic book.

*insert evil laugh here*

*Wait, better idea. Insert puppets doing an evil laugh*



*Much better*