The Official General Chat Threade Returns!!

[crayauchtin]

Eh, another one I just don't get into. Especially when he doesn't shave. Which is like... all the time.

[Haids1987]

OH man, when he doesn't shave I'm drooling all over the place.  I like 'em scruffy.

[Rider Jetfire]

As some would say,

"Scruffy is where it is at.  Yo."

[Haids1987]

I know, dog.

[crayauchtin]

I feel like I just hopped onboard an Ebonics Airways flight.

"Our flight schedule is... whene'er we get der, we get der."

[Delling]

oh, no... not Ebonics... *willfully refuses to have a flashback to highschool on principle*

[Rider Jetfire]

Ebonics is practically it's own language.  Just look at urban dictionary!

[Haids1987]

Sho 'nuff, sho 'nuff. 

[crayauchtin]

My 10th grade math class was full of kids fluent in Ebonics, and they taught me their language.

However, all of us were stumped when that girl started screaming "GET OUT MY FLAVUH!" when she started a fight in the school cafeteria. The principal dragged her away, and still he screamed "GET OUT MY FLAVUH!" With some cuss words in between of course. The horrific cries echoed through the halls, everyone mystified.

According to legend, you can still hear her cries on cold, dark nights... "GET OUT MY FLAVUH!" *shudders*

[Delling]

lol

That reminds me of a story from a school trip to Six Flags (though I wasn't on it: our English teacher told it to us later). One of the older male teachers was approached by a girl while waiting in line for a ride. The girl walked right up to him and in all seriousness asked: "Where be the go out?"

[spoiler](I imagine in her mind it was "where be the go-out"...but the hyphen loses a little dramatic effect)[/spoiler]

[Rider Jetfire]

Not as bad as when someone thought my name was Augustus Pepper IV

[Haids1987]

However, all of us were stumped when that girl started screaming "GET OUT MY FLAVUH!" when she started a fight in the school cafeteria. The principal dragged her away, and still he screamed "GET OUT MY FLAVUH!" With some cuss words in between of course. The horrific cries echoed through the halls, everyone mystified.

According to legend, you can still hear her cries on cold, dark nights... "GET OUT MY FLAVUH!" *shudders*

I'm crying here, Cray.    You crack me up!

[Haids1987]

And then, we'll make the ladies put the toilet seat UP in this thread. So there.

It's funny how you boys think you'll win this fight.  It ain't happening. 

And woooooooo!  I'm almost to 1,800 posts.  Closer to 2,000 posts every day!

[B'rrr]

'e and Cray are posting 'ore then you and Cat at the 'o'ent tho, we will burry you under the shear nu'ber of posts *nod*nod*

It is a done deal, better start putting the toilet seat up!

[B'rrr]

Oi! put the toilet seat back up Cat!

[crayauchtin]

See, this is the problem with women!

They demand all kinds of things from us, but we ask for ONE THING and they can't comply. Put the toilet seat up Cat!

[B'rrr]

By the sovereign rights vested in 'e, I dub Haids to be the official toiletseat-putter-upper of this thread!

Let us all rejoice!

[crayauchtin]

And there was much rejoicing.
Hurray.

That's all well and good, Rob, but the toilet seat is still down. Obviously she's just not efficient enough at her job. I think we need a whip. 

[B'rrr]

*hands whip over to Cray and points towards Haids*

Go 'otivate her!

[crayauchtin]

Most excellent.

Listen, Haids, get to work on lifting those toilet seats! *cracks whip*