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Started by Questing Character, May 15, 2006, 01:41:02 AM

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crayauchtin

Everyone, now.... hear me out for a second.

I think, more important than this whole toilet seat thing, is to make sure there are never evil puppets laughing evilly in this thread ever again. I'mma have such nightmares!

(And, Haids, it was NOT a lie. It makes perfect sense. They live in the dryer, which we know because it does not dry. If they live in a dryer, then they must die in water. It's OBVIOUS. It's SCIENTIFIC!)
"If your translation is correct, that was 'May a sleepy hippopotamus lie down on your house keys,' but you're not sure. Unfortunately, your fluency in griffin-speak is too low."

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Jafar

Every dryer I've ever used worked fine. The gremlins must've sabatoged all of the ones in your area, thanks to you leaving the seat up so they can escape.  ::)


But yes, I think we can all agree that laughing demonic dummy puppets are a more important evil to worry about.
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B'rrr

There is no Gre'lin in the toilet, seriously, why do people believe such nonesense? have you ever seen a Gre'lin in the toilet? 'ight I re'ind people that the posts about the Restroo' Gre'lins living in toilets are all 'ade on April 1, you all have been fooled!

To prove that we will have so'eone look for herself;

*grabs haids, put her up-side-down in the toilet and flushes her through*

If she never returns then 'e and Cray were wrong and there are Restroo' Gre'lins in the toilet, if she does return Jafar and Delling were wrong, there are no Gre'lins there and this is just another lie to cover the real reason why wo'an do not want to put the toilet seat up; they are selfish and lazy!

*grabs a toiletbrush and pushes one of Haids feet, that got stuck, deeper in and flushes again*

off she goes!
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crayauchtin

I'm so glad we have these brave volunteers to embark on these scouting missions for us, Rob. Aren't you? ;D
"If your translation is correct, that was 'May a sleepy hippopotamus lie down on your house keys,' but you're not sure. Unfortunately, your fluency in griffin-speak is too low."

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koko_99_2001

Are we EVER going to go back on topic with the posting positions??? *sigh*
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B'rrr

All depends on Haids, when she'll put the seat back up *nod*nod*
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Yonkey

Quote from: koko_99_2001 on April 02, 2010, 04:12:38 AM
Are we EVER going to go back on topic with the posting positions??? *sigh*
Sure.  As soon as you reach the new one! XD
"A wish changes nothing. A decision changes everything."

Jafar

Or maybe this topic should be split... it does seem to be going down the drain. *ba-dum tish* ::)
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B'rrr

#868
Bad puns inco''ing! *braces hi'self*

Quote from: Yonkey on April 02, 2010, 05:40:58 AM
Quote from: koko_99_2001 on April 02, 2010, 04:12:38 AM
Are we EVER going to go back on topic with the posting positions??? *sigh*
Sure.  As soon as you reach the new one! XD

Also it was Cat that, although she failed, wanted to hijack this thread! So it is all her fault!
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crayauchtin

Clearly she regrets her actions now, and well we should! Her comrade-at-arms has been flushed!

Jafar, I know this thread's a little ridiculous, but I don't think we deserved that kind of pun-ishment!
"If your translation is correct, that was 'May a sleepy hippopotamus lie down on your house keys,' but you're not sure. Unfortunately, your fluency in griffin-speak is too low."

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Haids1987

Quote from: B'rrr on April 02, 2010, 12:59:24 AM
*grabs a toiletbrush and pushes one of Haids feet, that got stuck, deeper in and flushes again*
Gah!  Gurgle...gurgle... :dead: ....wait a tick!

I'm a Washingtonian!  I live in water all the time! *Slaps forehead*  Silly me!  I have gills and webbed feet!  *Starts swimming upward and back toward the light*
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-Checking the forum. 

Perpetually. ;D
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crayauchtin

She made it back. Shocking.

I TOLD you there were no gremlins down there! Why is it nobody believes me when I'm right?
"If your translation is correct, that was 'May a sleepy hippopotamus lie down on your house keys,' but you're not sure. Unfortunately, your fluency in griffin-speak is too low."

We're roleplaying in the King's Quest world: come join in the fun!

Delling

Shouldn't we ask her what she saw while she was there? Seeing as she was the one who was there...
Noli me tangere! Nescio ubi fuisti!
Don't touch me! I don't know where you've been!

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Duke of Saxony in Her Majesty's Court
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...resistance was obviously useless against a family that could invent italics.

"Let the locative live."

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B'rrr

#873
Actually no. There is no need for that, there were a few possibilities;

Haids would float - she 'ust be 'ade of wood, thus beeing a witch and we would burn her (ben a while since we burned so'eone, would have been fun! \o/)

Haids would never return - This would be the worst option, not only would we never see our beloved Haids again but we can't be sure what happend. There would be a possibility that there were actually Gre'lins down there, but she could be eaten by a rando' aligator, sliced up by ninjaturtles or devoured by giant-killer-rats.

Haids would co'e back safely - We all know that noone that has encountered Gre'lins lives to tell the tale, but Haids lives nonetheless, that can tell us two things; 1) There are Gre'lins down there, but they spared Haids live for a reason, that only reason can be that Haids is in league with the'.  This is not likely ofcourse, if Haids were in league with the Gre'lins why would she say earlier that the Gre'lins were down there? she would 'ore likely divert everyones attention to so'ething else. The second option is 'ore likely 2) There are no Gre'lins there!

Now we all know that Haids is biased, she does not want to put the toilet seat up, she supported the silly allegation of Gre'lins down the toilet and 'e and Cray beeing in league with the'. So whatever she says can't be trusted 'uch. However, her physical condition speaks for itself

She does not float
She is still alive
Gre'lins do not leave survivors
-> There are no Gre'lins down there.

It is always good to have logic and deduction on your side.
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~Legend~

crayauchtin

Ergo, the gremlins live in the hand dryers. And anyone whose hands are actually dried by one of those foul mechanisms must be in league with the gremlins!

Oh, and the toilet seat should be put up.

Oh, and evil laughing puppets are evil and scary.

See, we've all learned a lot today!
"If your translation is correct, that was 'May a sleepy hippopotamus lie down on your house keys,' but you're not sure. Unfortunately, your fluency in griffin-speak is too low."

We're roleplaying in the King's Quest world: come join in the fun!

Haids1987

Let me at least take a shower before I recount my adventures below.  I smell like Cray's urine and Rob's droppings.  Bad combination.

*I'm SINGING in the shower...just SINGING in the shower...what a glorious feeling, I'm*--hey, there's something coming out of the drain...

*Turns off water and wraps towel around myself*

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!  WE WERE WRONG, ALL OF US!  THE GREMLINS LIVE IN THE SHOWER, NOT THE TOILET!

*Scrambles out of the shower and trips, landing on my face between the hand dryers and toilet*

Someone, :help:
STATUS:
-Drinking water
-Checking the forum. 

Perpetually. ;D
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Leader of the "I <3 Doon" Fanclub

B'rrr

*covers eyes*  ;] ;]

eh', why did you shower in a crowded bathroo' thread?
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~Legend~

crayauchtin

THE SHOWER??  :o :o :o :o

QUICK! TO BATTLE STATIONS!!

Haids, if you lift the toilet seat, you'll find all the weaponry you'll need to defeat the gremlins! ;D
"If your translation is correct, that was 'May a sleepy hippopotamus lie down on your house keys,' but you're not sure. Unfortunately, your fluency in griffin-speak is too low."

We're roleplaying in the King's Quest world: come join in the fun!

Jafar

To battle! *charges at the Gremlin Horde swinging a plunger*
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And who knows what else?

Delling

Quote from: Haids1987 on April 03, 2010, 01:27:54 PM
Let me at least take a shower before I recount my adventures below.  I smell like Cray's urine and Rob's droppings.  Bad combination.
*cough* *cough*  *begins coughing uncontrollably*
...ugh ... I did not need to know that...

*summons Mr. Clean to fight the gremlins with the power of his shiny head*

Noli me tangere! Nescio ubi fuisti!
Don't touch me! I don't know where you've been!

Marquess of Pembroke
Duke of Saxony in Her Majesty's Court
Knight of the Swan for Her Imperial Highness

...resistance was obviously useless against a family that could invent italics.

"Let the locative live."

http://my.ddo.com/referral/Delling87