Long story, what happened was, I just realized a month ago, that some day in July, I'd have been here for a year, and I really REALLY wanted to be a groupie before then, so I posted 1500 times and became a groupie, but it didn't stop there, because I wanted to be in the top ten, and I realized I would need to post for a few more days at the same rate, before I made it.

OB was person number ten and he didn't want to give up his place, this started the spam-fest of the forum and I finally beat him. The forum kept crashing after that and Neil (complete log is in "Strange Chats in the night..." thread). Thus was borne the theory that demons had possessed me and the fact that I never meant to spam in the first place.
