The Stabbing Thread

[Delling]

I would like to Deloria's doctor for being a self-assured blowhard who apparently just likes to hear himself talk.

[snabbott]

I would like to Deloria's doctor for being a self-assured blowhard who apparently just likes to hear himself talk.

Agreed.


(Posted on: July 06, 2012, 06:46:31 AM)

Also...
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[Haids1987]

Indeed. She went to school for eight years for what?



People who decided to mow their lawns all on the same day
Resulting allergies

[writerlove]

^^^^ What everyone else said.

  Depression
  Unemployment

[GrahamRocks!]

  VERY ANNOYING WRITERS BLOCK ON BOTH MY STORIES!!! KQ5:AMTHGY! AND QFG1:SYWTBAH!

[crayauchtin]

I would like to Deloria's doctor for being a self-assured blowhard who apparently just likes to hear himself talk.

Ditto!

[Deloria]

Indeed. She went to school for eight years for what?

He. He's a misogynistic jerk who's said he thinks sexual dysfunction is a thing people (read: women) make up when they don't want to take responsibility for their own pleasure and then he tried to pressure me into having a hysterectomy right now and told me I was being silly and inconsistent for being adverse to it. >< There was a desire for much stabbing.

[snabbott]

A hysterectomy is a pretty drastic (and permanent) option, especially for someone so young. From what I've read, it isn't even a guaranteed cure for endometriosis.

[GrahamRocks!]

  Bad homework score

Bad test score mistaken for good score

"Time of the month" starting today, not helping

Time I need to be there for tests changing from our regular time to 8 AM

Person flipping me off on the highway

[Haids1987]

Bad homework score

Bad test score mistaken for good score

"Time of the month" starting today, not helping

Time I need to be there for tests changing from our regular time to 8 AM

Person flipping me off on the highway

Whoa whoa whoa WHOA. That IS quite a legitimate stabbing list! Don't you just hate getting flipped off? It's so insulting; someone who doesn't even know you can somehow hurt your feelings!

And girl, I also feel your "time of the month" pain. I'm three freaking days late and I've had overly exaggerated PMS symptoms for the last THREE weeks.  Pssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaawww wwwwwwww!

(And no, to answer everyone's questions, there is a zero chance of a baby Haids in nine months, Still a proud V-card holder!  )

[GrahamRocks!]

Okay, okay, I can see WHY you would have flipped me off: I accidentally moved in front of a truck in the next lane because I didn't see it in my mirrors, but still... how rude! First time I've had someone do that.

V-card holders ftw!

[Deloria]

Take it from someone who's been in a chemically menopausal state before; it's not fun. Presumably you know that hormone levels can usually* be kept fairly stable with birth control and that you can actually avoid having cycles without any negative effects if you do your research properly.

*Unless your cycles are replaced with blood clots the size of two-month old parasitic lifeforms called "foetuses" that actually give you real contractions and that you physically have to give birth to every time you have hormonal fluctuations, in which case you really have bigger issues.

Personally I couldn't wait to have sex. Which somehow, I find almost equally inappropriate to discuss in public.

Disclaimer: Deloria has taken massive amounts of opiates and has been saying strange things all day. Please ignore her.

(Posted on: 02 August 2012, 22:23:58)

A hysterectomy is a pretty drastic (and permanent) option, especially for someone so young. From what I've read, it isn't even a guaranteed cure for endometriosis.

True, but I'm kind of out of options and am currently on three different kinds of birth control and absurd doses of oxy and codeine. The next step is trying to have an analgesic foetus.

[Haids1987]

If nothing else, it's good to see you posting again. We always have a hug saved for you, Deloria!

V-card holders ftw!

[writerlove]

Me too! Proud owner.

Scratch that, I did.  the fact that I am larger than a lot of girls and therefore makes it harder to shop for clothes. We want to look cute too!

[Deloria]

Unfortunately, a lot of people have problems trying to buy clothes that fit them properly. I have no idea whether this is an option for you, but I find it much easier to just go shopping for the year or however long when I'm in a different country where the average proportions are closer to my own. Which admittedly is much easier in Europe where foreign countries are less than an hour away. Or buying clothes online.

[KatieHal]

I manage to hover right between mediums and larges. And button-down shirts, gah! I want them to work for me, so many of them are really cute, but then it's usually either a shirt that's too big in general, or that fits everywhere but has trouble buttoning without strain.

I've at least found stores that have clothing made for ladies with curves at this point and that work pretty consistently for me. (NY & Company, Ann Taylor, and The Loft are good ones, if their style is to your liking)

And of course, a host of silly t-shirts from places like Teefury.com and s***.woot.com

[Haids1987]

Don't be discouraged, Kristen. It's all part of being a chick! Everybody has something about themselves that they don't like, but it's all topical. People love you for who you are underneath the skin!

We need a "girl" thread where we can complain about this kind of stuff without the boys here feeling uncomfortable. Hmmm....*heads back to the Asylum main board*