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Re: Best Video Game Quotes
« Reply #20 on: April 11, 2007, 07:42:52 PM »
Guybrush Threepwood: How can you see without eyeballs?
Murray: How can you walk around without a brain? Some things no one can answer.

Guybrush Threepwood: Do you know anything about lifting curses?
Murray: Oh, right. I know a lot about lifting curses. That's why I'm a disembodied talking skull sitting on top of a spike in the middle of a swamp.
Guybrush Threepwood: You seem bitter.
Murray: I'm sorry. It's been a rough day.

Guybrush Threepwood: [after challenging Edward to a duel] I choose the banjo!
Edward Van Helgen: I accept.
Guybrush Threepwood: ...You do?

I Love Monkey Island III
Murray: I'm a powerful demonic force! I'm the harbinger of your doom! And the forces of darkness will applaud me as I STRIDE through the gates of hell carrying your head on a pike!

Guybrush Threepwood: Stride?

Murray: All right then, roll! ROLL through the gates of hell. Must you take the fun out of everything?

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Re: Best Video Game Quotes
« Reply #21 on: May 10, 2007, 03:53:42 PM »
Marvel: Ultimate Alliance - End Credits "Out-takes"

Deadpool: A haiku by my good friend Oz; [clears throat] "I hate broccoli / and think it totally sucks / Why is it not meat?"

Professor Charles Xavier: Well done, X-Men. The mission was successful.
Kris Zimmerman (voiceover director): Uh, sorry, Professor Xavier, but could you say that line one more time? Our writer, Bob, would like you to be a little angrier.
Professor X: Not to be difficult, but why must I repeat every line ten times?
Kris: I know it's overkill, but Bob wants you to get the character right.
Professor X: How could I get it wrong? I am the character!
Kris: Look, I'm sorry, but he'd like you to do it again.
Xavier's mind: Robert, this is Professor Charles Xavier, and I am in your mind. If you do not cease this senseless repetition, I will force you to revisit memories of your schoolyard fight with a bully named...Knuckles!
Kris: Hey, Professor X! Bob's just had a change of heart. He's absolutely fine with how you said that last line.
Professor X: Somehow I knew he would.

Kris: Okay uh, Doctor Doom. That completes your lines for the game. Thanks very much for coming in.
Doctor Doom: And thank you, Kris. I found this entire endeavor to be quite enjoyable. So much so, in fact, that I've begun to take acting lessons.
Kris: Oh really? Um, well, good for you! You're quite a natural at it.
Doom: Yes. Unfortunately, my first acting coach didn't think so, so I had him thrown in a dungeon. My second coach was even less enamored with my acting talents, so I had him tortured and then thrown in a dungeon. As for my latest coach, I had him tortured, thrown in a dungeon and then, well, let's just say he's in a happier place now.

Loki: Is...is that Thor?
Kris: Yes. He came a little early for his voiceover session?
Loki: [gasp] Oh! Um, is there another door out of here?
Kris: No. Sorry, Loki.
Loki: Ooh, this is terrible! When he sees me he's going to just... [door opens and Loki puts on pleasant voice] Oh hello, Thor! [chuckles] Pretty funny how I glued your hammer to the floor this morning, huh? [chuckles]
Thor: Yes. Ha ha ha. It was very amusing. [punch is heard]
Loki: [muffled] Mmf, I'm telling Daddy!
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Re: Best Video Game Quotes
« Reply #22 on: May 11, 2007, 06:47:43 AM »
Loki: [muffled] Mmf, I'm telling Daddy!

Loki is Thor's blood-uncle because he's Odin's blood-brother... his daddy was some random giant of no relation to Thor... so that doesn't really make sense...

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Re: Best Video Game Quotes
« Reply #23 on: May 11, 2007, 03:49:17 PM »
I don't know anything about the comic books, but the game's explanation is that the infant Loki was orphaned after a battle and Odin took the child and raised him as his own son (and Thor's brother).
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Re: Best Video Game Quotes
« Reply #24 on: July 20, 2007, 06:11:27 PM »
One that has been on my mind today, from when Guybrush has to borrow a pink ship in Monkey Island IV:

"But it's... pink!"

I said that today to Rebecca while were out shopping and she pointed out something pink to me.

Of course, she didn't get it. :P

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Re: Best Video Game Quotes
« Reply #25 on: July 22, 2007, 10:00:22 AM »
MOE

"Alack! The heads do not die!" XD

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Re: Best Video Game Quotes
« Reply #26 on: August 03, 2007, 03:05:38 PM »
How could these not be on here yet?

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« Reply #27 on: August 04, 2007, 03:26:00 PM »
For great justice! :P
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Re: Best Video Game Quotes
« Reply #28 on: August 07, 2007, 08:09:07 AM »
XD Yeah.

Here's one from KQVII

"Dearly beloved, we gather here today, to mourn the death of our dear friend, the KittyCat."

I love it!
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Re: Best Video Game Quotes
« Reply #29 on: September 02, 2007, 09:03:12 AM »
My sig. :)
From a little game called Hitman: Blood Money

Here's one from Enter The Matrix:

Trinity: When are we going to find you a girlfriend?
Ghost: Like Augustine, I'm dedicated to a higher purpose.
Trinity: What's that?
Ghost: Ononism.
Trinity: Is that why so many saints are blind?
Ghost: Celibacy is a hands-on job.

And of course, Resident Evil 4:
Luis Sera: Okay, I have only one, very important question: You got a smoke?
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Re: Best Video Game Quotes
« Reply #30 on: September 10, 2007, 08:25:07 PM »
Anachronox has a ton of great lines...

Here's one of my favorites:
Ricter: "I shall kill you.... with DEATH!"
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Re: Best Video Game Quotes
« Reply #31 on: September 19, 2007, 09:51:05 PM »
From the Legend of Zelda II: Link's Awakening:

"I know Nothing" I have no clue who said it, but it's just really funny

"I am Error" Again, no clue who said it, but it's funny!

Zork: Grand Inquisitor:

Hades Shuttle Service Courtesy Phone:

"This service has recently undergone a retrofitting to ensure full ease of abuse, customer dissatisfaction, and user-unfriendliness while inefficiently bringing you, the recently deceased, to your final destination"

"To press zero, please press the star key. To press the Star key, please press zero."

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(When perma-seal is turned on, and destination is "straight to hell") "Of all the choices, you choose 'straight to hell'. What exactly was the thinking process behind that?"
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« Reply #32 on: September 20, 2007, 04:47:55 PM »
From the Legend of Zelda II: Link's Awakening:
"I am Error" Again, no clue who said it, but it's funny!


Duh, obviously it's Error. :P
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Re: Best Video Game Quotes
« Reply #33 on: September 20, 2007, 05:42:46 PM »
From the Legend of Zelda II: Link's Awakening:
"I am Error" Again, no clue who said it, but it's funny!


Duh, obviously it's Error. :P

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Re: Best Video Game Quotes
« Reply #34 on: September 20, 2007, 08:22:13 PM »
From the Legend of Zelda II: Link's Awakening:
"I am Error" Again, no clue who said it, but it's funny!


Duh, obviously it's Error. :P
It's funny because it's true... the villager named Error... :P
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Re: Best Video Game Quotes
« Reply #35 on: October 01, 2007, 08:23:33 PM »
From the Legend of Zelda II: Link's Awakening:
"I am Error" Again, no clue who said it, but it's funny!


Duh, obviously it's Error. :P
It's funny because it's true... the villager named Error... :P
ROFLOL! I didn't even notice that before! Wow, I was not paying too much attention when I wrote this, was I? XD
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« Reply #36 on: October 04, 2007, 12:07:19 AM »
Meh, doesn't matter. Everyone makes little mistakes like that. XD
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« Reply #37 on: January 18, 2008, 07:27:22 PM »
Meh, doesn't matter. Everyone makes little mistakes like that. XD
Or shall we say... errors? :sneaky:
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Re: Best Video Game Quotes
« Reply #38 on: January 23, 2008, 09:44:08 AM »
Smart bugger. :P
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Re: Best Video Game Quotes
« Reply #39 on: March 02, 2008, 09:36:59 PM »
From clicking on Warcraft III units:

"Grab your sword, and fight the Horde"
Footman

 "Why you poking me again?"
 "Why don't you lead an army instead of touching me!?"
 "Poke poke poke - is that all you do?"
 "Oh, that was kind of nice."
 "Me no sound like Yoda. Do I? (Yoda-like inflection)"
 "(singsong voice) It not easy being green!"
Orc Grunt

"Click me baby, one more time."
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