Frodo's Secret Diary

[mfortunato]

Excerpt from Frodo's secret diary:

Day 30 :

Rowed all day in boats. V. tired. Merry and Pippin offered to give me a group massage. Nice to have such v. concerned friends. Glad Ring is not affecting them. Although did not need back rubbed quite so much, nor other parts.

Pippin does remember we're cousins, right?

Right?

Day 33 :

Boromir tried to take the Ring. Am not entirely certain, but am fairly sure he also tried to have a little cuddle. Was most unnerving, as Boromir quite huge.

Day 36 :

Everyone keeps hitting on me. Cannot cope. Off to Mordor.

Sam coming too. Good thing, as will enable me to have more of those platonic, brotherly foot massages he's so good at.

Am sad to leave rest of Company though, as found myself quite fancying the idea of shagging Gimli. Chunky braids and huge helmet quite a turn-on. Ah, well, he never would have liked me anyway.

The diaries are hilarious!  Anyone interested, who has the time to read them, here's the link:

http://www.ealasaid.com/misc/vsd/

Have fun!

[Oldbushie]

o_O

I think Frodo needs to hang out with the Halfling ladies more often...

[Jeysie]

OK, I think there is entirely too much repressed *something* going on in this thread. All these poor fellas, thank goodness they're just fictional! We're all demented!

Peace & Luv, Liz

[mfortunato]

Yes we are demented.  And that's what makes life fun.

[Oldbushie]

It must be all that increased sunspot activity, it's driving us all mad.

[mfortunato]

I harken it to the bad air quality in NYC.    It's frying my brain!

[KatieHal]

My favorite lines of the Very Secret Diaries:

Aragorn: Still not king.

Legolas: Still the prettiest!

Heehee!!

I have a t-shirt with Arwen on it that says, "Aloof Unavailable Elf Princess"...got some others for my friends last year, one the Aragorn, one the Legolas, and one with Gimli saying "Gr. Argh."

repression?? here?!?!?... naahhhhh.

We're  far too open for that.  

[mfortunato]

Gimli saying Grrr. Argh..?  Isn't that what is said at the end of the credits to the Angel TV series (the little mutant/undead guy hops across the screen and you hear "Grrr...Argh").

Amy wanted to get that Arwen shirt.  That's really funny!  We are all really huge nerds!!!  And I'm proud of it

[KatieHal]

Yeah!! Nerd high five!! ::goes for it...and we all miss::  

[mfortunato]

Instead we crash into eachother - OUCH!  

[Say]

lol your all nuts

[copycat]

Me, repressed? Completely not!
Nerds, only if you mean KQ IX-nerds, mfortunato.
Say, we're not nuts, we're silly!

[mfortunato]

I'll vote for silly!  I am most definitely that!

And there are many types of nerds.  I don't even know what the official definition of a nerd is anymore - it's become so varied.  But I wear my badge proudly and shine it regularly - one day I'll be head boy!

[Jeysie]

Hee. Well, I'll let you peeps be nerds... me, I'm a proud geek, and my roomie is a proud dweeb.

And if you want more funny LOTR stuff, read these:

http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=615686
http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1252035

I swear, you will be rolling laughing.

BTW, when the heck is the third LOTR movie coming out, anyway? Sometime in December? I can't wait!

Peace & Luv, Liz

[copycat]

Hee. Well, I'll let you peeps be nerds... me, I'm a proud geek, and my roomie is a proud dweeb.

I already said we're not nerds but silly (people).

BTW, when the heck is the third LOTR movie coming out, anyway? Sometime in December? I can't wait!

I can!

I swear, you will be rolling laughing.

Don't you know it's impolite to swear?

[copycat]

You haven't seen the movies have you?

Nope. How did you know?
Besides, I can wait for a lot of things, as long as I don't set my mind to it.