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Tessy's Pirate Thread

Started by Gilgamesh, January 31, 2007, 03:49:18 AM

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copycat

Quote from: tessspoon on April 06, 2007, 07:58:06 AMGood idea!
*changes password before sailing off*
:suffer:

*sees undeath pirate ship approaching*
I've got you this time!!

*inserts special cannon balls into cannons and fires at ship*
*cannon balls hit and break apart, spraying a liquid all over the place*
*undeath pirate ship flees as it starts to disentigrate*

Arrr! The be more where that comes from!
Pumpkin juice... who whould have thought? ::)
Luckily my spy was standing close enough to Tess while she was changing the password and has already found a way to pass it onto me. :pleased:

By firing a pumpkin juice cannon ball at the undead ship, you have given them an unfair advantage! Pumpkin juice doesn't disintegrate their ship, it cloaks it! :o The supposed fleeing was just a diversion and by now they're probably laying an ambush right in your path. :-X
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tessspoon

Quote from: copycat on April 14, 2007, 01:16:07 PM
By firing a pumpkin juice cannon ball at the undead ship, you have given them an unfair advantage! Pumpkin juice doesn't disintegrate their ship, it cloaks it! :o The supposed fleeing was just a diversion and by now they're probably laying an ambush right in your path. :-X
:!Oops:
By the sea! Guess ya shouldn't be trustin' everythin' ya read.

Quote from: copycat on April 14, 2007, 01:16:07 PM
Luckily my spy was standing close enough to Tess while she was changing the password and has already found a way to pass it onto me. :pleased:
Arrg, we really need to be catchin' that spy. :pokerface:
[spoiler]But no matter, I left a little surprise just in case. :suffer:[/spoiler]

copycat

Quote from: tessspoon on April 14, 2007, 04:31:32 PMArrg, we really need to be catchin' that spy. :pokerface:
[spoiler]But no matter, I left a little surprise just in case. :suffer:[/spoiler]
All I'll say is that the sight of the spy is extremely common to you. :sneaky:
I'm pretty sure we can deal with any surprises you left behind. It's surprises by the undead ship we're afraid of, especially now, until the pumpkin juice is washed off their ship at least. :pokerface:
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Gilgamesh

* Sees how captain CC goes past the protection of the isle *
Well look who's comming here.

I hope Tesss won't find out the android that looks like me.
Well they will find the treasure that I've put on this isle, but the real one is hidden and only I know where it is.
* does evil laugh * :suffer:

*Sees how CC's ship gets to the shore and all the cats get off the ship and set camp on the isle *
Time to spy a little bit more on them. :sneaky:
Duke of all that is Good
Member of the GAA team
So Good that I'm looking Evil
Expert in hiding and disguise
Master of the sword and sword of the master
Insanity is my creation
King of Prussia

Evilness is in my blood
Don't blame me for losing against my excalipoor.
Realy I am sane, it's my other one that's insane.

copycat

Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 17, 2007, 01:47:54 PM*Sees how CC's ship gets to the shore and all the cats get off the ship and set camp on the isle *
Time to spy a little bit more on them. :sneaky:
*CC's pirates' pet cats start sniffing around the campsite, as cats do whenever they enter a new terrain, and smell an unknown scent coming their way from yonder direction. Of course they inform their owners, who inform captain CC himself. However, since CC's very own cat also smelled the scent, he already knows and sets out in that direction*
Well, well, who do we have here trying to spy on us? :evil:
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Gilgamesh

*sees CC and the gaurdcats move to some other place than he is staying*
Oo, I left a fake person over there, well let's hope they won't get to close to it. :evil:

*hears a loud boom*
Well they founded the pit I digged.
That should give me some time to find more treasures on this isle.

* goes into the forrest *

At least I now know that the camo stuff I have works.
Duke of all that is Good
Member of the GAA team
So Good that I'm looking Evil
Expert in hiding and disguise
Master of the sword and sword of the master
Insanity is my creation
King of Prussia

Evilness is in my blood
Don't blame me for losing against my excalipoor.
Realy I am sane, it's my other one that's insane.

copycat

Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 25, 2007, 03:36:20 AM*sees CC and the gaurdcats move to some other place than he is staying*
Guardcats? There are no guardcats here, just a bunch of sturdy pirates with their pet cats. :D

Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 25, 2007, 03:36:20 AMOo, I left a fake person over there, well let's hope they won't get to close to it. :evil:
The cats are leading the way, since they can follow the smell best, and they have the best sight in these dark forests.
*one of the cats leading way suddenly stops dead in its tracks, as it notices a trip wire* *Everyone moves back as CC yanks a large branch from a nearby tree*
Right, let's see what this trip wire does, shall we?:pokerface:
* copycat thrusts the large branch forward, until it moves the trip wire

Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 25, 2007, 03:36:20 AM*hears a loud boom*
Well they founded the pit I digged.
We did, but luckily we can now circumvent it and move onto our way. :pleased:
*the party nears the source of the smell*
What? A fake smelling Gilgamesh? I don't trust this one bit. *orders pirate crew to start patrolling the island*

Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 25, 2007, 03:36:20 AMThat should give me some time to find more treasures on this isle.
* goes into the forrest *
At least I now know that the camo stuff I have works.
Your time is limited. :scholar:
The cameo stuff only works on sight, the pet cats have other senses they can rely on to spot their target. You were just lucky you were downwind. However, as the patrolling parties are moving around, you will undoubtedly be upwind at a certain time, and you'll be caught. Therefore, I advise you to leave this isle asap.
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tessspoon

*wakes up from a long nap*
Did I miss anythin'?

*notices android Gilgamesh*
[spoiler]*pretends it's real while waiting for the real Gilgamesh return and report from his spying mission*[/spoiler]
Hope it be good news. :P

*sends out several tiny, shoebox-sized flying priate ships in different directions to scout out the area*
*sends another one back toward Yonkey Island to discreetly survey the situation*
*posts extra pirates as lookouts in case the death priate ship gets too close*

Gilgamesh

*digs a hole in the middle of the forrest and finds a chest*
This must be it! ;D

*opens the chest*
Yes it's inside it.

*closes the chest and replaces the lock*
Only I can open it now. :sneaky:
Duke of all that is Good
Member of the GAA team
So Good that I'm looking Evil
Expert in hiding and disguise
Master of the sword and sword of the master
Insanity is my creation
King of Prussia

Evilness is in my blood
Don't blame me for losing against my excalipoor.
Realy I am sane, it's my other one that's insane.

copycat

Quote from: tessspoon on May 01, 2007, 10:43:34 PM*sends another one back toward Yonkey Island to discreetly survey the situation*
* The Captain of the Asylum Fleet has changed the colour of the field located around Yonkey isle preventing ships to enter without knowing the proper password/-phrase to one that permits looking from the inside to the outside, but when being looked at from the outside, reflects everything. :pleased: 

Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 02, 2007, 01:20:14 AM*digs a hole in the middle of the forrest and finds a chest*
This must be it! ;D

*opens the chest*
Yes it's inside it.

*closes the chest and replaces the lock*
Only I can open it now. :sneaky:
Do you think I care about anything that's found on Yonkey Isle?  Like I said, I patrol the borders, your fleet stays on the inside. Yonkey Isle is located dead in the middle. And besides that, apart from patrolling the island since we found an android of you, we're on holiday.
For the record, there's no lock the locksmith in my fleet can't break. :pokerface:
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tessspoon

Quote from: copycat on May 02, 2007, 04:02:39 PM
Quote from: tessspoon on May 01, 2007, 10:43:34 PM*sends another one back toward Yonkey Island to discreetly survey the situation*
* The Captain of the Asylum Fleet has changed the colour of the field located around Yonkey isle preventing ships to enter without knowing the proper password/-phrase to one that permits looking from the inside to the outside, but when being looked at from the outside, reflects everything. :pleased: 
Did the guv'nor of the isle approve that there change or did ya force him to accept it?

*sees one of the little pirate ships speedily returning*
*reads the subsequent report*
Aarrg! A little, poorly defended ship be sailing right by us soon.

*pushes button on the back of the mast to make the pirate ship fly*
*flies over to the enemy ship and attacks from above*
*A short but intense battle ensues*

Haha! We be the winners! And look!
*points in the ships hold*
We be (quasi) rich!! :D

Gilgamesh

* finds a cave *
There may be more treasure in here

*goes inside*
Duke of all that is Good
Member of the GAA team
So Good that I'm looking Evil
Expert in hiding and disguise
Master of the sword and sword of the master
Insanity is my creation
King of Prussia

Evilness is in my blood
Don't blame me for losing against my excalipoor.
Realy I am sane, it's my other one that's insane.

copycat

Quote from: tessspoon on May 02, 2007, 06:40:11 PMDid the guv'nor of the isle approve that there change or did ya force him to accept it?
The guv-nor of the Isle needs to listen to its current inhabitants or his position of guv'nor won't last long, so says the Cap'n of this mighty pirate fleet!

Quote from: tessspoon on May 02, 2007, 06:40:11 PM*sees one of the little pirate ships speedily returning*
*reads the subsequent report*
Aarrg! A little, poorly defended ship be sailing right by us soon.
Argh! That be not one of mine, since I'm still resting on Yonkey Isle. Is the cap'n sure it isn't his own scout ship returning? ::)

Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 03, 2007, 01:36:47 AM* finds a cave *
There may be more treasure in here

*goes inside*
*One of pirate CC's patrols suddenly finds footprints not belonging to one of the other fleet members and quickly alerts Pirate CC.* The footprints seem to lead to the entrance of a cave...
* pirate CC decides it's getting much too dark to venture into unknown territory, so he sets up camp at the entrance, and orders a constant watch. We've got him cornered now! :pleased:
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Official Cognition: An Erica Reed Mystery Episode 1 QA.

tessspoon

Quote from: copycat on May 08, 2007, 03:51:29 PM
Quote from: tessspoon on May 02, 2007, 06:40:11 PM*sees one of the little pirate ships speedily returning*
*reads the subsequent report*
Aarrg! A little, poorly defended ship be sailing right by us soon.
Is the cap'n sure it isn't his own scout ship returning? ::)
Of course I'm sure! It was a little non-pirate ship from some country or another. I be knowin' one would show up at some point. Whar be th' point of being pirates if there be no regular ships to attack?

Hehe! Ran the above paragraph through the PirateSpeak program we made in Java class one day.   .D

Gilgamesh

Quote from: copycat on May 08, 2007, 03:51:29 PM
*One of pirate CC's patrols suddenly finds footprints not belonging to one of the other fleet members and quickly alerts Pirate CC.* The footprints seem to lead to the entrance of a cave...
* pirate CC decides it's getting much too dark to venture into unknown territory, so he sets up camp at the entrance, and orders a constant watch. We've got him cornered now! :pleased:
* comes running as fast as he can out the cave passing all the cats that try to catch him while a angry dragonfamily comes out of the cave * :o
Well I can't fight those dragons yet.

*dragons start to attack CC's party*
Duke of all that is Good
Member of the GAA team
So Good that I'm looking Evil
Expert in hiding and disguise
Master of the sword and sword of the master
Insanity is my creation
King of Prussia

Evilness is in my blood
Don't blame me for losing against my excalipoor.
Realy I am sane, it's my other one that's insane.

Deloria

*Asks if she might join Tess' fleet* :D
 
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copycat

Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 09, 2007, 02:44:00 AM* comes running as fast as he can out the cave passing all the cats that try to catch him while a angry dragonfamily comes out of the cave * :o
Well I can't fight those dragons yet.

*dragons start to attack CC's party*
Argh! I be thinking we had him fer sure now! :wall:
We never knew there were dragon's hiding out on Yonkey Isle. We're not equipped for battling such a beast at this time.
* Cap'n exclaims: Regroup and resupply at the ship!

Quote from: Deloria on May 15, 2007, 01:09:06 PM*Asks if she might join Tess' fleet* :D
Infidel! :stabs:  :P

Quote from: tessspoon on May 08, 2007, 05:56:53 PMWhar be th' point of being pirates if there be no regular ships to attack?
Ar, that be true.
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Defender of all things against Connor. :stabs:
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The Silver Lining rises from its ashes!

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tessspoon

Quote from: Deloria on May 15, 2007, 01:09:06 PM
*Asks if she might join Tess' fleet* :D
O' course, me lady. Any idea o' what you want t' do on me fine ship?

Deloria

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Quote from: copycat on May 15, 2007, 04:04:26 PM
Quote from: Deloria on May 15, 2007, 01:09:06 PM*Asks if she might join Tess' fleet* :D
Infidel! :stabs:  :P
XD I thought your crew was composed entirely out of guardcats. ;P

Quote from: tessspoon on May 16, 2007, 05:53:21 PM
Quote from: Deloria on May 15, 2007, 01:09:06 PM
*Asks if she might join Tess' fleet* :D
O' course, me lady. Any idea o' what you want t' do on me fine ship?
Ooh, can I be in charge of a cannon please? :D
 
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Précieuse and salonnière! :D
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Petra Rocks

You mean cannon, unless you want to be ship's chaplain. XD