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Started by Gilgamesh, January 31, 2007, 03:49:18 AM

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tessspoon

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Aye!

*puts Deloria in charge o' t' cannon*

T' regular cannonballs be over here, t' suffer cannonballs over thar, and t' whee bombs here.

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Deloria

Quote from: Petra Rocks on May 17, 2007, 09:20:32 AM
You mean cannon, unless you want to be ship's chaplain. XD
This is what happens when English becomes my second-best language. :wall: Thanks for pointing it out. :)

Quote from: tessspoon on May 17, 2007, 11:37:48 AM
XD

Aye!

*puts Deloria in charge o' t' cannon*

T' regular cannonballs be over here, t' suffer cannonballs over thar, and t' whee bombs here.
Thanks, Tess. :D
 
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If English is your second-best tongue, milady's accomplishments in German must be great indeed.  :P  ;D 

copycat

Quote from: Deloria on May 17, 2007, 12:41:57 AMXD I thought your crew was composed entirely out of guardcats. ;P
Excuse the me, but this is not the Asylum Thread, even though it's the Asylum Manager's fleet. The guardcats stay in the Asylum building at all times. On these ships I have me fine pirate mateys, with pet cats, but that's an entirely different setup. 8)

Quote from: Deloria on May 17, 2007, 07:58:20 PMThis is what happens when English becomes my second-best language. :wall:
Sometimes I think Dutch/Flemish is my second-best language. ::)
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Deloria

Quote from: Petra Rocks on May 17, 2007, 09:15:11 PM
If English is your second-best tongue, milady's accomplishments in German must be great indeed.  :P  ;D 
*decides to let you get away with that* ;P

;] You're too kind. But this is still coming from someone of whose vocabulary I've been envious for ages. :P

Quote from: copycat on May 18, 2007, 05:48:20 PM
Quote from: Deloria on May 17, 2007, 12:41:57 AMXD I thought your crew was composed entirely out of guardcats. ;P
Excuse the me, but this is not the Asylum Thread, even though it's the Asylum Manager's fleet. The guardcats stay in the Asylum building at all times. On these ships I have me fine pirate mateys, with pet cats, but that's an entirely different setup. 8)
Members of your crew can have cats on board? :o !!!

*asks Her Illustriousness, Queen Tess if she may have her cat on board too*
 
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Quote from: Deloria on May 20, 2007, 01:45:05 PMMembers of your crew can have cats on board? :o !!!
Aye, they can, and they do. The Asylum fleet has pet cat-friendly boats. 8)
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tessspoon

Quote from: Deloria on May 20, 2007, 01:45:05 PM
*asks Her Illustriousness, Queen Tess if she may have her cat on board too*
Aye! If it can help and catch rats.

Gilgamesh

Quote from: copycat on May 20, 2007, 03:49:50 PM
Aye, they can, and they do. The Asylum fleet has pet cat-friendly boats. 8)
are there also ships that allow dogs?
I mean the three-headed ones. :P
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*considers switching crews but decides it's more beneficial to be on a ship that has suffer cannonballs :D*
 
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tessspoon

Quote from: Deloria on May 21, 2007, 03:56:56 AM
*considers switching crews but decides it's more beneficial to be on a ship that has suffer cannonballs :D*
Knew those would come in handy someday. :P

Deloria

But I'm afraid I must insist on something; I refuse to shoot them at CC. ;P
 
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Quote from: Deloria on May 22, 2007, 02:47:57 PM
But I'm afraid I must insist on something; I refuse to shoot them at CC. ;P
That will most likely ne'er be a problem, as conflicts (o' that degree, anyways) have not yet arisen, and I have no plans that would result in creatin' them.

Howe'er, if such a conflict war t' arise, then I would have t' assign you temporarily t' somethin' else for the duration and have someone else take o'er .

Deloria

 
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copycat

Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 21, 2007, 12:40:38 AMare there also ships that allow dogs?
I mean the three-headed ones. :P
*checks fleet*
Nope, not here. ::)

Quote from: tessspoon on May 22, 2007, 04:56:45 PMThat will most likely ne'er be a problem, as conflicts (o' that degree, anyways) have not yet arisen, and I have no plans that would result in creatin' them.
Neither 'ave I. Howe'er, if (one of) your fleet comes lookin' for trouble, they'll be gettin' it. My fleet 'll ne'er take the first shot though.
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Quote from: tessspoon on May 20, 2007, 04:42:38 PM
Quote from: Deloria on May 20, 2007, 01:45:05 PM
*asks Her Illustriousness, Queen Tess if she may have her cat on board too*
Aye! If it can help and catch rats.

The anecdotal tales I have heard suggests the rats usually win that fight, but it depends on how big and mean the cat is, and how many there are. :P 

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Quote from: copycat on May 31, 2007, 04:07:03 PM

Neither 'ave I. Howe'er, if (one of) your fleet comes lookin' for trouble, they'll be gettin' it. My fleet 'll ne'er take the first shot though.

While a noble sentiment I generally agree with, I will be enough of a spoil-sport to point out piracy will not be very profitable under those restrictions. ;P

copycat

Quote from: Petra Rocks on June 02, 2007, 09:10:47 AMWhile a noble sentiment I generally agree with, I will be enough of a spoil-sport to point out piracy will not be very profitable under those restrictions. ;P
As I've already pointed out, my ships be takin' the borders of these seas, while y'er ships be takin' the inside. There's enough profit to be gained for your fleet, as there'll be enough sips that will be able to pass through the border, since my fleet is not big enough to cover all of it all the time (it being a big border). Howe'er, given the sipping in and out of these seas, my fleet will still making enough captures too. ;)
PS: With the number of pet cats on my ships, those pesky rats are no problem. ;D
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Let's go to marshmellowisle! ;D
I'm hungry. :P
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Deloria

#298
Quote from: copycat on June 03, 2007, 03:30:51 PM
Quote from: Petra Rocks on June 02, 2007, 09:10:47 AMWhile a noble sentiment I generally agree with, I will be enough of a spoil-sport to point out piracy will not be very profitable under those restrictions. ;P
As I've already pointed out, my ships be takin' the borders of these seas, while y'er ships be takin' the inside. There's enough profit to be gained for your fleet, as there'll be enough sips that will be able to pass through the border, since my fleet is not big enough to cover all of it all the time (it being a big border). Howe'er, given the sipping in and out of these seas, my fleet will still making enough captures too. ;)
PS: With the number of pet cats on my ships, those pesky rats are no problem. ;D
Petra Rocks has his own fleet? :D *switches to his crew* ;P *makes arrangements for the Spanish armada (which is conveniently hers because she just decided that the Spanish Empire is now among her domains :suffer: ;P) and puts it under his command* :angel:

EDIT: Grammar. :wall:
 
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copycat

Quote from: Gilgamesh on June 04, 2007, 02:48:26 PM* Leaves Yonkeyisle on a self made raft together whit his doggy *
Finally some rest and quiet. *waves Gilgamesh goodbye and good riddance* :P

Quote from: Deloria on June 05, 2007, 12:59:04 PMPetra Rocks has his own fleet? :D *switches to his crew* ;P *makes arrangements for the Spanish armada (which is conveniently hers because she just decided that the Spanish Empire is now among her domains :suffer: ;P) and puts it under his command* :angel:
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By replying to my quote, he implied his allegiance to Tess's fleet. ::)
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