Magical Soda Machine

[Deloria]

You get a passive smoker.

*inserts depression*

[FataliOmega]

You get a valley.

*inserts peak*

[koko_99_2001]

You get a mountain.

*inserts sadness*

[Suzie]

You get tears,

*inserts a blue stuffed elephant*

[Delling]

You get your avatar

*inserts email*

[tessspoon]

You get an email client.

*inserts troubadour*

[snabbott]

You get a poem.

*inserts Beta testing contest submission*

[PirateKingChris]

You get 36 bugs.

*inserts Philip J. Fry*

[Tage7]

Wait did you insert him before or AFTER he was unfrozen?! *the fabric of the Universe collapses*

*inserts a Universe repair-bot with a 30-day free trial restriction attached to it*

[Yonkey]

You get a nagging registration screen.

*inserts Fruitopia bottle*

[Delling]

You get a filled Fruitopia.

*inserts Friends episodes*

[tessspoon]

You get a Friends dvd.

*inserts the java virtual machine*

[snabbott]

You almost get a virtual cup of coffee, but you get a run-time error instead.

*inserts debugger*

[Gilgamesh]

you get milions of bugs/beetles.

*inserts a badge*

[hula_chick]

you get the FBI

*inserts extortion*

[Deloria]

You get blackmail.

*inserts Trogdor*

[snabbott]

You get burninated! 

*inserts Rather Dashing*

[Delling]

You get the full set of trog-gear! (Too bad it doesn't really help against Trogdor.)

*inserts the kerrek*

[koko_99_2001]

You get a kayak.

*inserts a button*

[PirateKingChris]

An alarm goes off somewhere.

*inserts cat scratch*