Magical Soda Machine

[tessspoon]

You receive a message saying "You have introduced a new virus. The magical soda machine will now explode in thirty seconds!"

Uh oh!
*quickly inserts anti-virus software*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a clean soda machine.

*inserts a fried egg*

[Gilgamesh]

you get a spoiled egg

* inserts a schoolbook *
I hope that was a good idea.

[tessspoon]

You get an episode of "Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader?"

*inserts a copy of KQ III*

[Delling]

You get a shopping list of magical ingredients.

*inserts a dragon's tooth*

[Gilgamesh]

You get fluffy
(ownership not included)

*inserts eastern bunny*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a western bunny. 

*inserts a severed finger*

[hercrabbiness]

You get your very own Wormtail.

*inserts a record*

[Gilgamesh]

you get a label

* inserts his lunch *

[tessspoon]

You get the empty wrappers back. Looks like the soda machine was hungery.

*inserts a stick of gum*

[awesomeasapossum]

Get's back a chewed up wad.

Inserts a horse.

[PirateKingChris]

You get a bucket of oats.

*inserts a house*

[Delling]

you get a wheel of cheese

*inserts time*

[tessspoon]

You get an hourglass.

*inserts love*

[restamper]

you get a cheesy heart shaped valentine

*inserts a microscope*

[Gilgamesh]

you get you're science experiment

*inserts bagpipe*

[tessspoon]

You get a kilt

*inserts Connor MacLeod*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a smashed CD.

*inserts a wallpaper sample*

[restamper]

you get a badly decorated room

*inserts sailboat*

[tessspoon]

You get a pirate ship.

*inserts the jolly roger*