Magical Soda Machine

[Deloria]

You get Adeste Fildeles

*inserts PMs*

[Delling]

You get the PM limit.

*inserts dinner*

[PirateKingChris]

You get fettucini alfredo.

*inserts the Demon Barber*

[Gilgamesh]

You get a devil barber

*inserts 2 dragon wings, a tail of a lizard and a spoon full of fairydust*

[hercrabbiness]

You get a very strange new breed of dragon; one that randomly emits sparks that cause things to fly (if they think happy thoughts). One such dragon that lets its tail fall off when it's scared. One dragon to rule them all. But for now we shall call it a Drizardry. ... You get a Drizardry!

*inserts silliness*

[PirateKingChris]

You get zanyness.   

*inserts Mrs. Lovett*

[Deloria]

You get Mrs. Lovette. Whoever that may be.

*inserts erminois*

[hercrabbiness]

The machine unscrambles the anagram and you get back a mini rose.

*inserts nursery rhyme*

[Yonkey]

You get Mary's little lamb.

*inserts shovel*

[Deloria]

The machine unscrambles the anagram and you get back a mini rose.

[tessspoon]

You get Yorick's skull

*inserts rest of Yorick's skeleton*

[PirateKingChris]

(Obviously no one's familiar with Sweeney Todd considering my last two insertions into the machine )

You get the skull of Murray. 

*inserts hair growth elixir*

[hercrabbiness]

Ironically, you get back a bald man.

*inserts poor grammar*

[tessspoon]

You get the skull of Murray. 

Yay!!!!

You get pulled over by the grammar police.

*inserts mango*

[PirateKingChris]

You get watermelon.

*inserts Igor*

[Yonkey]

You get Iago.

*inserts scratched record*

[Gilgamesh]

you get a scratched CD

*inserter 2007*

[tessspoon]

You get 2008!

*inserts talking hot chili pepper*

[PirateKingChris]

You get Flea.

*inserts bass guitar*

[icarus]

you get a Viola

*inserts flat tire*