Forum Mafia

[PirateKingChris]

Well when a fellow person is trying to be held down by The Man you gotta team up with them.

[racx_00]

I love your thinking! I love sticking it to the man, he's an a**e!

[Delling]

How mean. I'd protect Jason because you're all being so unfair

Thanks for the support! Atleast someone believes in me!

At least until Elessar is killed first, right, PK?

[racx_00]

If Elessar were killed first, it could be someone trying to get me on the spot. If he doesn't die first, it could be me trying to throw people off.

I'll be under suspicion all the time.

[PirateKingChris]

How mean. I'd protect Jason because you're all being so unfair

Thanks for the support! Atleast someone believes in me!

At least until Elessar is killed first, right, PK?

*shrugs*

[awesomeasapossum]

So, it looks like Elessar's getting lynched, right?

[racx_00]

*shrugs*

Awww! Thank you! I'd so glomp you if I was a hot girl.

[Elessar]

So, it looks like Elessar's getting lynched, right?

NOOOOOO! Don't kill me!

[angel0fmus1c]

Sorry Elessar. How have we been lynching? Has it been a different way each time?

*wanders off to read past posts*

[Delling]

So... do the murders continue?

Sorry Elessar. How have we been lynching? Has it been a different way each time?

*wanders off to read past posts*

We have hanged all of the others save milady Her Imperial Majesty who was beheaded by request.

[Elessar]

Sorry Elessar. How have we been lynching? Has it been a different way each time?

*wanders off to read past posts*

We have hanged all of the others save milady Her Imperial Majesty who was beheaded by request.

I think strangling and burning at the stake would be quite dramatic.

[PirateKingChris]

I'm glad I was hung, it's the pirate way.

[Delling]

Sorry Elessar. How have we been lynching? Has it been a different way each time?

*wanders off to read past posts*

We have hanged all of the others save milady Her Imperial Majesty who was beheaded by request.

I think strangling and burning at the stake would be quite dramatic.

Is that a request?

[Deloria]

I'm glad I was hung hanged, it's the pirate way.

*makes a ghostly arrest*

[Elessar]

Sorry Elessar. How have we been lynching? Has it been a different way each time?

*wanders off to read past posts*

We have hanged all of the others save milady Her Imperial Majesty who was beheaded by request.

I think strangling and burning at the stake would be quite dramatic.

Is that a request?

Well, if I have to go, I'd like to go in style.

[PirateKingChris]

Hung was correct too, I believe.

[hercrabbiness]

As if pirates follow all the rules of Standard English.

[awesomeasapossum]

Okay. Elessar, you are simultaneously strangled and burned at the stake.

Townspeople, you have won! Elessar was the mafia!

[Deloria]

Who is to be the next narrator?

[Delling]

Hung was correct too, I believe.

A person is hanged; a painting is hung.

Okay. Elessar, you are simultaneously strangled and burned at the stake.

Townspeople, you have won! Elessar was the mafia!

But... ... he got shot in the arm or some such at the funeral! ...What a terrible shot!