The Magic Soda Machine 2.0

[Suzie]

You get cereal

*inserts a store*

[PirateKingChris]

You get groceries.

*inserts "Ta da!" *

[tessspoon]

You get silence.

*inserts pine tree*

[icarus]

you get a pineapple

*inserts deodorant*

[Suzie]

You get a better smelling Magic Soda Machine

*inserts a book*

[Yonkey]

You get a bookmark.

*inserts saltwater taffy*

[Pacman928]

You get salt.

*inserts kaboom*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a magical soda machine in flames.

*inserts fire hydrant*

[Delling]

You get a geyser.

*inserts a gas giant*

[Suzie]

You get Jupiter

*inserts annoyance*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a splinter.

*inserts nasty disposition*

[Dangling]

You get a hasty physician.

*inserts bootlegged concert videos*

[Yonkey]

You get sued by Viacom.

*inserts hamburger*

[PirateKingChris]

You get the Hamburglar!

*inserts police K9 unit*

[Rosella]

You get, erm, an ANGRY police K9 unit.

*inserts lawn flamingo*

[Delling]

You get lawn gnomes.

*inserts a vestigial fireplace*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a collapsed chimney.

*inserts a purring cat*

[Yonkey]

You get a growling dog.

*inserts a cordless phone*

[Delling]

You get a cellphone.

*inserts a wire*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a barb.

*inserts telekinesis*