The Magic Soda Machine 2.0

[Suzie]

The machine levitates

*inserts a pirate ship*

[PirateKingChris]

You get Barbosa.

*inserts raised eyebrow at lack of posts while I was away*

[Delling]

You get... your eyebrow shaved off.

*inserts cereal*

[Yonkey]

You get milk.

*inserts cookies*

[Suzie]

You get a jar

*inserts Han Solo*

[PirateKingChris]

You get Chewbacca.

*inserts bantha fodder*

[Delling]

You get... Star Wars?

*inserts a cattery*

[koko_99_2001]

You get a battery

*inserts hair clip*

[Yonkey]

You get a ranch dip.

*inserts a lawnmower*

[Suzie]

You get a very risky shave!

*inserts annoying melody*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a song sung off an album by an American Idol "artist".

*inserts paintball gun*

[tessspoon]

You get entered into a national paintball competition.

*inserts packing boxes*

[Suzie]

The machine packs you inside a box and ships you off to someplace!

*inserts Tibet*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a copy of 7 Years in Tibet starring Brad Pitt. 

*inserts smelly air*

[Delling]

You get a smell back from the machine.

*inserts a purring kitty*

[Suzie]

You get a tiger!

*inserts a superhero*

[icarus]

you get a supervillain

inserts plug of my new webcam

[Yonkey]

You get recorded on icarus' webcame!

*inserts junk mail*

[Suzie]

You get a junkyard for mail!

*inserts a duck*

[PirateKingChris]

You get Donald!

*inserts Goofy*