The Magic Soda Machine 2.0

[Deloria]

You get random things from the machine in hopes one of them is related to Nibelungenlaid

*inserts Steve Martin*

A simple ring or magic ring would have sufficed...

Indeed...

You get the matching top.

*inserts Valkyrie*

[PirateKingChris]

You get an eye patch.

*inserts chest contusion*

[Delling]

You get a note: "you should have worn the jacket at fencing."

*inserts forgetting to do self-assessment quiz last night*

[Suzie]

You get total fail!

*inserts cold weather*

[tessspoon]

You get a toboggan. Which, I recently found out, can be either a sled or a knit hat.

*inserts programming contest*

[PirateKingChris]

You get buried in code.

*inserts heavy eyelids*

[Suzie]

The machine goes silent with only "ZzZZzzzZ" appearing on it's display!

*inserts bed*

[Yonkey]

You get a pillow.

*inserts cherry pie*

[tessspoon]

You get chocolate pie instead.

*inserts wet hair*

[Suzie]

You get a hairdryer

*inserts happy memories*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a jar containing 1 brain.

*inserts smelly air*

[tessspoon]

You get a can of Frebreze.

I started to type "a can of smelly Frebreeze". I think I need to go to sleep.

*inserts *

[Suzie]

You get a wake-up squad!

*inserts country music*

[Nebel]

You get Reba!

*inserts obsession*

[Yonkey]

You get compulsion.

*inserts a turkey*

[Suzie]

The machine starts to gobble!

*inserts a hat*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a stovepipe.

*inserts the inch of hair he trimmed off himself*

[tessspoon]

A gypsy woman puts a spell on the clip of hair so your hair never stops growing, unless it's cut by a magic axe from a blind woodsman who will only give up the axe if you can guess his name, which you will in turn need a talking magic bird to find out.

*inserts 10th Kingdom movie*

[icarus]

you get 11th Kingdom movie

*inserts train ticket

[PirateKingChris]

You get the Train Thread.

*inserts itchy eyebrow*