The Magic Soda Machine 2.0

[snabbott]

You get pizza!

*inserts Super Scrabble*

[Suzie]

The machine's display starts showing random letters!

*inserts a cookie*

[snabbott]

The machine turns into a (mechanical) cat!

*inserts mouse*

[Delling]

You get purrs.

*inserts tuna*

[Suzie]

The machine swims away!

*inserts a theme song*

[PirateKingChris]

You get Three's Company.

*inserts Marty Mcfly*

[snabbott]

You get a pair of underwear with the name "Calvin Klein" on them!
(Also, the machine turns back into a soda machine. Apparently the cat-cookie spell is only permanent on humans!)

*Inserts cell phone*

[Yonkey]

You hear an annoying ring tone emanating from the machine.

*inserts spatula*

[tessspoon]

You get a frying pan.

*inserts volume controller*

[Suzie]

The machine starts playing loud music!

*inserts a kitten*

[atec123]

You start to hear really loud, and annoing meows.

**Inserts a cookie**

[tessspoon]

You get a well-fed kitten.

*inserts hour hand*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a clock that doesn't quite work right.

*inserts smelly dog*

[Suzie]

You get a collar!

*inserts a figurine*

[snabbott]

You get your figurine back - in 1,000 pieces!

*Inserts apple core*

[tessspoon]

You get an apple tree.

*inserts scrap paper*

[Elessar]

You get the paper back, recycled into a post card.

*Flings in a boomerang tied to a 10lb paperweight*

[Yonkey]

You get a paperweight tied to a 10lb boomerang!

*inserts cell phone bill*

[tessspoon]

You get cash back to pay it with.

*inserts a sheared sheep*

[Elessar]

You get woolen pajamas.

*Inserts a tictac*