The Magic Soda Machine 2.0

[snabbott]

The machine gets fresh breath!  You, however get nothing. 

*inserts Red Hots*

[Nebel]

You get chili peppers!

*inserts porridge*

[Yonkey]

You get Goldilocks!

*inserts umbrella*

[PirateKingChris]

You get Mary Poppins.

*inserts Hank Venture*

[Suzie]

You get Ace Ventura (Because it's kinda similar)

*inserts happy thoughts*

[snabbott]

You get Peter Pan

*Inserts PowerPoint presentation*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a program error.

*inserts Disney World*

[Suzie]

You get Mickey Mouse!

*inserts a flashlight*

[snabbott]

You get some dead batteries

*inserts olives*

[Yonkey]

You get olive oil!

*inserts salt & pepper*

[Suzie]

You get shakers!

*inserts an apple*

[tessspoon]

You get a cup of apple cider.

*inserts a database*

[snabbott]

You get a database management system.

*Inserts Wii*

[Yonkey]

You get Wi-Fi.

*inserts a snowball*

[atec123]

You get a snowman.

**inserts a NDS**

[Elessar]

You get the original GameBoy. (And don't try to tell me that the DS isn't part of the GameBoy family)

*Drops in a stack dump*

[Suzie]

The machine cleans up the mess

*inserts stress*

[snabbott]

You get some chamomile tea.

*Inserts dirty laundry*

[Yonkey]

You get a nose plug and a sign saying "Do it yourself! ".

*inserts a spork*

[Suzie]

The machine doesn't know what spork is so you get pork instead!

*inserts a mystery*