The Magic Soda Machine 2.0

[Suzie]

You get elves!

*inserts a bonfire*

[PirateKingChris]

You get marshmallows.

*inserts vanilla milkshake*

[snabbott]

You get hot chocolate!

*inserts Earl Grey tea*

[Suzie]

You get a better health!

*inserts a bunny*

[Gilgamesh]

you get 2 bunnies

*inserts 2 bunnies*

[snabbott]

You get 1048576 bunnies!

*inserts peanut butter*

[Yonkey]

You get a dancing banana!

*inserts hot cocoa*

[PirateKingChris]

You get hot white chocolate.

*inserts mini Reese's Peanut Butter cups"

[Suzie]

You get HUGE Reese's peanut butter cups!

*inserts a scarf*

[Elessar]

You get tied up!

*Inserts a bent, spindled, folded, mutilated cheque*

[snabbott]

You get NOTHING!

*inserts orange (the fruit, not the colour)*

[atec123]

You get the colour!!!

*Inserts a present*

[Elessar]

You get a past. Your neighbor's past. A lonely past. But don't worry - whatever it was is now past.

*Drops in for a minute*

[Yonkey]

You get very late!

*inserts bottle of Bacardi rum*

[Suzie]

The machine gets drunk

*inserts presents*

[snabbott]

You get lumps of coal. (I'm sure you'd be very excited if you were the red or white queen!)

*inserts Christmas Eve*

[Yonkey]

You get Christmas day!

*inserts Santa*

[PirateKingChris]

You get Sandy Claws.

*inserts Lock*

[Gilgamesh]

you get a oneway portal to Santa's workshop.

*inserts Christmas greetings*

[snabbott]

You get a Merry Christmas!!!
*inserts pumpkin pie*