The Magic Soda Machine 2.0

[Gilgamesh]

You get ice

*inserts a blog*

[snabbott]

You get the blog back in binary.

*inserts cat fur*

[Suzie]

The machine suddenly needs a shave

*inserts a mosquito*

[Yonkey]

You get slapped!

*inserts chocolate cake*

[PirateKingChris]

You get vanilla icing.

*inserts second breakfast*

[snabbott]

You get a contented hobbit.

*inserts unpaid bills*

[Suzie]

The machine runs out of power!

*inserts a bill*

[Gilgamesh]

machine doesn't accept the bill as the unpaid bill first need to be paid for it to work again.

*Inserts his pocketmoney*
Let's hope that's enough for it to work again.

[Deloria]

You get a new bank account.

*inserts labradoodle*

[Suzie]

The Machine throws a stick and tells you to fetch.

*inserts Batman*

[PirateKingChris]

You get Christian Bale, Adam West, Michael Keaton, and Val Kilmer...but no George Clooney. 

*inserts ace of diamonds playing card*

[Gilgamesh]

You get an officer saying this isn't a casino.

*inserts the jester of cards*

[snabbott]

You get a copy of "Cards gone Wild"!

*inserts picture of adorable nephew *

[Elessar]

The machine is so enraptured by the adorable nephew's cuteness, that it forgets its duties, and doesn't give anything in return.

*Kicks the soda machine*

[PirateKingChris]

The soda machine spits boiling hot soda in your face. Ow.

*inserts Clark Kent*

[Yonkey]

You get Superman!

*inserts Kent Brockman*

[Gilgamesh]

you get an manhole

*inserts rust*

[PirateKingChris]

You get Rusty Venture.

*inserts The Monarch*

[koko_99_2001]

You get a butterfly.

*inserts a mouse*

[snabbott]

You get a mouse pad!

Inserts a keyboard