The Magic Soda Machine 2.0

[Yonkey]

You get a Blackberry!

*inserts a blueberry*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a muffin.

*inserts snow flurries*

[snabbott]

You get a blizzard!

*inserts pizza*

[Suzie]

You get a Joey special (Two Pizzas)

*inserts a bunny*

[Gilgamesh]

You get a bunnysuit. (made out of wool not bunny's)

*Inserts an applepie*

[Yonkey]

You get vanilla ice cream!

*inserts mounds of snow*

[snabbott]

You get a very annoyed soda machine! 

*Inserts bathtub*

[Suzie]

The machine takes a bath!

*inserts a rubber ducky* !!

[PirateKingChris]

You get Ernie from Sesame Street.

*inserts a damned dirty ape*

[snabbott]

You get Charleton Heston!

*inserts the Oxford English Dictionary*

[Delling]

You get some obscure word.

*inserts classes tomorrow*

[Yonkey]

You get homework tonight.

*inserts chocolate brownie*

[Suzie]

The Machine magically turns into a giant brownie!

*inserts actual spam*

[PirateKingChris]

You get the Spam sketch.

*inserts dirty laundry*

[Delling]

You get clean laundry. The Soda machine was in a good mood, so it did it for you.

*inserts lab reports*

[Suzie]

You get an entirely new lab!

*inserts a pigeon*

[snabbott]

You get a clay pigeon.

*inserts hydrogen oxide*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a bottle of water.

*inserts beard stubble*

[Yonkey]

You get pricked.

*inserts tiredness*

[Suzie]

The machine yawns.

*inserts popcorn*