The Magic Soda Machine 2.0

[Delling]

You get an oompa loompa riding an aardwolf! (This was an idea I had for a comic once... but it fell through... lots of interesting imagery, etc. ...but I didn't have much plot ...I also remember I couldn't decide if the enemies were going to be The Evil Pudge Bunny Empire or the Vile Cat Claw Army or something like that )




*inserts a tangent*
_{this is also a test of how mathematically nerdy you are}

[PirateKingChris]

You get a filibuster. (I hate math)

*inserts roller coaster tracks*

[Gilgamesh]

a roller coaser car comes out at high speed.

*inserts a parachute*

[atec123]

You get Parachute VA.  (I kinda know 2 of the people in that band btw)

*inserts paper airplane*

[PirateKingChris]

You get Jefferson Airplane.

*inserts wax lips*

[Haids1987]

You get Chapstick.

*Inserts a quarter*

[Delling]

You get a coke.

*inserts a tiny magic soda machine repair man since it's not supposed to do that*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a cue card that says "Soda" on it.

*inserts a smelly little dwarf*

[Haids1987]

The machine spits it back out.

*You insert your cell phone*

[Delling]

You get a new global phone.


*inserts a laptop that costs half as much as Ygg and is pretty fancy and does like three times as much stuff but has Vista on it (somehting has to be done about that last bit)* (...and no I haven't replaced Ygg yet, but I am considering it)

[PirateKingChris]

You get Justin Long who plays the Mac in those annoying anti PC commercials.

*inserts a pair of oversized headphones*

[Delling]

You get nothing... I took them (my earphones have a frayed wired).

*inserts posting rules*

[Haids1987]

You get a bunch of web gibberish.

*You insert the Friends Season 5 DVD*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a bunch of tapes containing fake audience laugh tracks.

*inserts iPod nano*

[Yonkey]

You get an apple.

*inserts a coat hanger*

[Delling]

you get fried chicken... these things happen...

*inserts a red light bulb*

[Suzie]

The machine gives you an error and then starts to dance!

*Inserts the speed of light*

[PirateKingChris]

You get THE FUTURE!

*inserts Boba Fett*

[Yonkey]

You get feta cheese!

*inserts headache*

[Haids1987]

You get a bottle of butalbital.

*Inserts a tampon*