Author Topic: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0  (Read 110881 times)

Offline Yonkey

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Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
« Reply #860 on: November 13, 2009, 09:41:07 PM »
You get Suzie in an apron cleaning them! :P

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Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
« Reply #861 on: November 13, 2009, 11:09:37 PM »
You get a newborn baby tightly swaddled in said blanket.  Congratulations, Yonkey, you're the proud new papa of a daughter, baby Cassima Valanice!

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Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
« Reply #862 on: November 14, 2009, 07:20:54 AM »
The machine turns you into a golden retriever / human hybrid. :o

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Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
« Reply #863 on: February 25, 2010, 08:56:48 AM »
You get King Arthur!

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Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
« Reply #864 on: February 25, 2010, 10:59:40 AM »
You get a drop of crud in it... now it's no good any more.  :-\


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Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
« Reply #865 on: February 25, 2010, 11:19:54 AM »
You get an enormous dragon!

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Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
« Reply #866 on: February 25, 2010, 05:38:42 PM »
You get a mostly bald little lad named Harold. (Incidentally, that is my older sister's favorite childhood book)

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Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
« Reply #867 on: February 25, 2010, 05:40:21 PM »
You get Bonnie Tyler..

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Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
« Reply #868 on: February 25, 2010, 08:50:57 PM »
You get a picture of a one-legged puppy named Li'l Brudder.  Not so funny anymore! ;)



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Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
« Reply #869 on: February 25, 2010, 11:20:09 PM »
You get Daniel Johnston.

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Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
« Reply #870 on: February 25, 2010, 11:38:31 PM »
Meh meh meh meh meh meh meh.  (You get a stack of Spark Notes.)

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Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
« Reply #871 on: February 26, 2010, 07:38:11 AM »
You get indifference.


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Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
« Reply #872 on: February 26, 2010, 03:09:46 PM »
You get an old school rotary phone. (Well, hey, if you didn't want the bluetooth....)

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Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
« Reply #873 on: February 26, 2010, 07:27:15 PM »
The machine gives an audible "YUM!" and rewards you with a grilled cheese sandwich.

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Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
« Reply #874 on: February 27, 2010, 11:33:29 AM »
You receive two macadamia trees.

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Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
« Reply #875 on: February 27, 2010, 03:35:59 PM »
You get the Pacific Ocean.


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Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
« Reply #876 on: February 27, 2010, 05:59:21 PM »
You get toasted marshmallows.

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Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
« Reply #877 on: February 27, 2010, 10:27:26 PM »
You get a little black book full of numbers!

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Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
« Reply #878 on: March 27, 2010, 09:06:24 AM »
You get Yo-play-doh. :P

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Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
« Reply #879 on: March 27, 2010, 12:32:34 PM »
You get a page of printed emoticons.

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