The Magic Soda Machine 2.0

[Delling]

You get onion-shaped, gilded turrets.

*inserts a cunning plan*

(Posted on: 25 June 2008, 23:21:57)

You get Deloria

*inserts sugar and spice*

I didn't insert a Regent but detergent. Strange. Must be the new stuff from the update of the machine. Pas along I didn't do a thing to the machine so you still have to look at Merlins post.

Ah yes. Might it be this post?

Ah... that works better than my explanation.

You get hokey religions.

*inserts a pillar of fire*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a tower of smoke.

*inserts ranch dip*

[Suzie]

You get a cowboy in speedos

*inserts a vast desert*

[Yonkey]

You get the moon.

*inserts pirate treasure chest*

[PirateKingChris]

You get....me, jumping out of the machine, running away with the pirate booty....

*throws a spare eye patch into the machine*

[Suzie]

You get PirateKingChris!

*kicks the machine*

[icarus]

you get an angry Magic Soda Machine 2.0
The machine has feelings too.

*inserst missing sign.

[PirateKingChris]

You get a sign that says, "Found!" on it.

*inserts smelly cheese*

[tessspoon]

You get a card that reads: "Inserting smelly cheese will result in the next five or six items to come out to smell like smelly cheese."

*inserts Windows Movie Maker*

[Nebel]

You get a movie that smells like smelly cheese

*inserts little mouse*

[Deloria]

You  get the cheese back.

*inserts the prettiest building in the world*

[Petra Rocks]

You get the prettiest person in the world. 


 *inserts problems*

[Delling]

You get solutions of 15000 and 120000 cells.

*inserts a note telling the machine that those were not the type of solution desired and that puns are the lowest form of humor * (I don't think it will listen... it has a strange sense of humor...)

[PirateKingChris]

You get a note that says, "I am a machine, you expect a sense of humor?"

*inserts flea powder*

[Yonkey]

You get a flea collar.

*inserts inukshuk*

[Delling]

The machine upchucks.

*inserts a bucket and mop*

[Suzie]

You get a wild party

*inserts 10 puppies*

[PirateKingChris]

You get 10 full grown irish wolf hounds. Wow, that's ALOT of dog.

*inserts AC cooled air*

[tessspoon]

You get a broken AC unit.

*inserts artificial intelligence*

[Suzie]

You get the movie Terminator

*inserts an insect*