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Offline Delling

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Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
« Reply #20 on: June 25, 2008, 05:21:54 PM »
You get onion-shaped, gilded turrets. :D

*inserts a cunning plan*

(Posted on: 25 June 2008, 23:21:57)


You get Deloria :D

*inserts sugar and spice*
I didn't insert a Regent but detergent. Strange. Must be the new stuff from the update of the machine. Pas along I didn't do a thing to the machine so you still have to look at Merlins post.
Ah yes. XD Might it be this post?
Ah... that works better than my explanation. :P

You get hokey religions.

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Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
« Reply #21 on: June 25, 2008, 05:41:30 PM »
You get a tower of smoke.

*inserts ranch dip*
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Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
« Reply #22 on: June 25, 2008, 05:51:03 PM »
You get a cowboy in speedos

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Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
« Reply #23 on: June 25, 2008, 09:45:06 PM »
You get the moon.

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Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
« Reply #24 on: June 25, 2008, 10:33:20 PM »
You get....me, jumping out of the machine, running away with the pirate booty....

*throws a spare eye patch into the machine*
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Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
« Reply #25 on: June 25, 2008, 10:44:06 PM »
You get PirateKingChris! :o

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Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
« Reply #26 on: June 25, 2008, 11:13:17 PM »
you get an angry Magic Soda Machine 2.0
The machine has feelings too.

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Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
« Reply #27 on: June 25, 2008, 11:51:32 PM »
You get a sign that says, "Found!" on it.

*inserts smelly cheese*
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Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
« Reply #28 on: June 26, 2008, 12:38:22 AM »
You get a card that reads: "Inserting smelly cheese will result in the next five or six items to come out to smell like smelly cheese."

*inserts Windows Movie Maker*

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Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
« Reply #29 on: June 26, 2008, 02:49:07 AM »
You get a movie that smells like smelly cheese

*inserts little mouse*
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Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
« Reply #30 on: June 26, 2008, 08:08:17 AM »
You  get the cheese back. :P

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Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
« Reply #31 on: June 26, 2008, 09:36:43 AM »
You get the prettiest person in the world.  :D


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Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
« Reply #32 on: June 26, 2008, 09:59:57 AM »
You get solutions of 15000 and 120000 cells. :P

*inserts a note telling the machine that those were not the type of solution desired and that puns are the lowest form of humor :P* (I don't think it will listen... it has a strange sense of humor...)
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Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
« Reply #33 on: June 26, 2008, 02:11:51 PM »
You get a note that says, "I am a machine, you expect a sense of humor?"

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Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
« Reply #34 on: June 26, 2008, 10:15:43 PM »
You get a flea collar.

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Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
« Reply #35 on: June 28, 2008, 08:01:15 AM »
The machine upchucks.

*inserts a bucket and mop*
Noli me tangere! Nescio ubi fuisti!
Don't touch me! I don't know where you've been!

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...resistance was obviously useless against a family that could invent italics.

"Let the locative live."

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Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
« Reply #36 on: June 28, 2008, 09:06:06 AM »
You get a wild party !!!

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Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
« Reply #37 on: June 28, 2008, 11:34:37 AM »
You get 10 full grown irish wolf hounds. Wow, that's ALOT of dog.

*inserts AC cooled air*
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Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
« Reply #38 on: June 28, 2008, 12:14:27 PM »
You get a broken AC unit. :(

*inserts artificial intelligence*

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Re: The Magic Soda Machine 2.0
« Reply #39 on: June 28, 2008, 01:12:12 PM »
You get the movie Terminator

*inserts an insect*


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