The Magic Soda Machine 2.0

[snabbott]

You get the movie version, which bears almost no resemblance to the book.

*inserts annoying clock*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a cuckoo clock in which the cuckoo is Donkey from Shrek 

*inserts Sahara desert sand*

[Suzie]

You get a camel!

*inserts a deed*

[Nebel]

You get a need!

*inserts lama*

[Yonkey]

You get Winamp!

*inserts Starbucks*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a Caramel Frap with whipped cream.....mmmm.

*inserts a Sharpie*

[snabbott]

You get covered in Sharpie ink!

*inserts marzipan*

[Seymour]

You get food poisening.

Inserts Marmite.

[snabbott]

You get food poisening.

Inserts Marmite.

If I get food poisoning from marzipan, I don't WANT to know what I would get from Marmite! 

[Seymour]

Marzipan tastes like death, Marmite tastes like angels jsut masaged your taste buds (good in other words).

[PirateKingChris]

You get food poisening.

Inserts Marmite.

You get 

*inserts jabberwocky*

[Nebel]

You get the Holy Grail!

*inserts a painting*

[Suzie]

The machine smiles like Mona Lisa!

*inserts a missing person poster*

[snabbott]

You get the missing person!

*inserts snow*

[Yonkey]

You get rain.

*inserts Rockefeller Christmas tree*

[Suzie]

You get a rich Christmas tree

*inserts computer problems*

[tessspoon]

You get my computer problems instead.

*inserts a clip on tie*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a spinning bow tie.

*inserts razor cover*

[Suzie]

You get a cover with scratches on it!

*inserts an army of kittens!*

[Jumpmann1]

You get a hoard of cat food.
*inserts a soda can*