The Magic Soda Machine 2.0

[Gilgamesh]

a movie comes out

*inserts a black box*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a jetliner.

*inserts Cardinals football helmet*

[snabbott]

You get a Cardinals baseball helmet.

*inserts metadata*

[Suzie]

You get meta machine!

*inserts a can of coke*

[Yonkey]

You get Coke Zero.

*inserts lasagna*

[snabbott]

You get the empty lasagna pan back.

*inserts MS-DOS*

[PirateKingChris]

You get Coke Zero.

Yeah no matter what they say that's not nearly as good as a regular Coke.

You get a stack of VGA Sierra games!

*inserts Merlin's beard*

[Suzie]

.... you get Merlin! *And the kingdom rejoiced*

*inserts PK's eyes*

[Yonkey]

Yeah no matter what they say that's not nearly as good as a regular Coke.

It's definitely a lot better tasting than Diet Coke, but it just feels like it's always lacking something whenever I tried drinking it.


...You get a blind PK! *And the kingdom rejoiced even louder* o_O

*inserts the kingdom*

[snabbott]

You get King Graham!

*inserts Phoenix Online Studios*

[Gilgamesh]

you get soidutS enilnO xineohP.
Why did the machine do that?

*inserts  *

[Suzie]

The machine suddenly starts to question it's own existence and needs professional help

*inserts a fairy tale*

[PirateKingChris]

Yeah no matter what they say that's not nearly as good as a regular Coke.

It's definitely a lot better tasting than Diet Coke, but it just feels like it's always lacking something whenever I tried drinking it.


...You get a blind PK! *And the kingdom rejoiced even louder* o_O

Yeah but what isn't better than Diet Coke?
Blind me? *sniff*

You get Little Red Riding Hood.

*inserts Blind Mag*

[snabbott]

You get the Genetic Opera (which sounds more than a little disturbing)!

*inserts paper clip bent into the shape of a reindeer*

[PirateKingChris]

You get the Genetic Opera (which sounds more than a little disturbing)!

LOL...It's definitely not for the casual viewer, but I just saw it last night and thought it was great!

[Suzie]

You get a paperclip shaped like Santa

*inserts a bad mood*

[PirateKingChris]

(I'm considering the whole waiting 2 posts rule null and void when a week goes by )

You get a WORSE mood. 

*inserts computer Blu-ray player he wants to punch*

[snabbott]

You get an 8-track player!

*inserts iPod*

[Suzie]

You get an iPhone

*inserts an angry mob*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a bunch of torches.

*inserts imposter*