The Magic Soda Machine 2.0

[Yonkey]

You get the real thing.

*inserts french fries*

[Suzie]

You get freedom fries

*inserts illness*

[snabbott]

You get wellness.

*inserts unfinished work*

[PirateKingChris]

You get fired AND an F. (Ever notice they both start with F?)

*inserts Lombardi Trophy*

[Suzie]

You get a fishing trophy!

*inserts a fish*

[Gilgamesh]

you get Cat

*inserts the credit crises*

[atec123]

The machine nearly dies in shock, and gets repaired.

*Inserts Haven*

[Suzie]

You get total lunacy!

*inserts a stamp*

[Yonkey]

You get a postcard, from Merlin!

*inserts blizzard*

[snabbott]

You get a monsoon.

*inserts 3-D glasses*

[PirateKingChris]

You get Coraline.

*inserts smelling salts*

[Suzie]

You get bath salts

*inserts a tub of jam*

[snabbott]

You get a mountain of toasted English Muffins.

*inserts BSOD*

[atec123]

You get my old motherboard that stopped working!

*insterts MuggleCast*

[Suzie]

You get a Mugglebrokenarm?

*inserts a hamster*

[atec123]

You get a Mugglebrokenarm?

lol
MuggleCast

[PirateKingChris]

You get a hamster wheel.

*inserts chest congestion*

[Yonkey]

You get a sinus infection.

*inserts a Möbius strip*

[Suzie]

You get an actual stripper!

*inserts confusion*

[atec123]

You get confused!!

*Insets karmakarmakarmakarmakarmacamilion*