The Magic Soda Machine 2.0

[atec123]

you get a tell.

*inserts vinyl records*

[PirateKingChris]

You get Vintage Vinyl! (GREAT record store somewhat nearby)

*inserts flower tattoo*

[Suzie]

You get Nebel, she probably has one

*inserts a banjo*!!

[atec123]

you get a professional banjoist.

*inserts all the Tsl smileys*

[PirateKingChris]

You get  .

*inserts pelvic bone*

[Yonkey]

You get a broken hip. (heh, that's the cleanest thing I could think of )

*inserts macaroni & cheese*

[Suzie]

The machine gets fat all of a sudden

*inserts a smelly fish*

[atec123]

You get a smelly fish head, a rolley poly one in fact.

*inserts work*

[snabbott]

You get (force x distance)

*inserts geekiness*

[PirateKingChris]

You get Bernard from Day of the Tentacle.

*inserts Fat Albert*

[atec123]

You get the Cosby kids.

*inserts the cosby kids*

[Yonkey]

You get a strikeout obsession.

*inserts headache*

[atec123]

You get a strikeout obsession.

*inserts headache*

lol  I am obsessed!  It's kinda hard to read in this font and size though.

[Suzie]

The Machine kicks your butt for giving it a headache

*inserts a chicken*

[tessspoon]

You get a chicken-catching net.

*inserts a crocodile*

[PirateKingChris]

You get an audible "Crikey!!" from the machine.

*inserts old trash can*

[atec123]

you get a older one!

*inserts kq9 (pre-tsl)*

[Suzie]

You get a lawsuit by Activision-Vivendi

*inserts the entire King's Quest series*

[snabbott]

You get TSL (post-kq9)!

*inserts soda machine into itself*

[Yonkey]

You get magic soda!

*inserts honey*