The Magic Soda Machine 2.0

[PirateKingChris]

You get another bad expression, "my bad".

*inserts a parrot in roller skates*

[Gilgamesh]

you get a bunch of feathers in inline-skates
Wait it's the bird again.

*inserts a webcam*

[atec123]

you get skype

*inserts my new laptop*

[Yonkey]

You get a "Thanks dude! ", and nothing in return.

*inserts Visa bill*

[PirateKingChris]

You get an empty bank account.

*inserts Brian Griffin*

[Delling]

You get a griffin.

*inserts draconic law codes in hopes that this semantic bent will continue *

[PirateKingChris]

You get thrown out of draconic court.

*inserts defibrillator to revive thread*

[atec123]

you get a revived thread (Hopefully)

*inserts foot-in-a-bag*

[Yonkey]

You get a hand-on-a-rope.

*inserts craving for peanut butter cups*

[PirateKingChris]

You get buried in 8,000 peanut butter cups...unfortunately, they're not Reeses.

*inserts zombie brains*

[Gilgamesh]

you get dr. Frankenstein.

*inserts a thief*

[Haids1987]

You get 1 doubloon.

*Inserts an English muffin*

[PirateKingChris]

You get nooks and crannies.

*inserts Ozzy's slippers*

[atec123]

You get a fuzzy soda machine.

*inserts soda*

[Delling]

*inserts draconic law codes in hopes that this semantic bent will continue *

You get thrown out of draconic court.

*inserts defibrillator to revive thread*

Aww... no dragon...

Here, atec can have a dragon!

*inserts a ticket*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a golden ticket, you get a golden smile...

*inserts Gaelic knot*

[Yonkey]

You get garlic bread!

*inserts tiredness*

[Delling]

You get back "tuirseach."

*inserts words*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a book about how to write.

*inserts fists*

[liggy002]

You get Willy Wonka's fizzy lifting drink.  :: Inserts an Oompa Loompa::