The Magic Soda Machine 2.0

[Elessar]

Out comes a car pool!

*Secretly slides an encrypted note into the machine*

[Haids1987]

You get the cryptex from The Da Vinci Code that abruptly ruins the message due to the vinegar inside spilling all over the vellum since it slammed on the bottom of the pop machine. 

*Inserts an episode of General Hospital.*

[icarus]

you get theme hospital (old computer game)

*inserts teabag*

[Suzie]

The machine offers you a nice cup of tea

*inserts a little pony*

[Delling]

You get back a pegasus/unicorn.

*inserts a salamander*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a gecko.

*inserts a boot filled with wine*

[Yonkey]

You get a "dutty wine".

*inserts an itchy mosquito bite*

[Haids1987]

you get theme hospital (old computer game)

I remember Theme Hospital.  I kicked butt at that game.

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You get a bottle of "OFF" spray.

*Inserts a computer virus*

[icarus]

You get a broken magic soda machine

Look what you've done.

*Inserts mechanic

[Delling]

You get an army of miniature mechanics marching out of the machine.

*inserts a shepherd's pie because it happened to be handy*

[Haids1987]

You get a hungry English mechanic that hops out of the machine and says, "How dare you! I'm a vegetarian!"

*Inserts a carrot*

[PirateKingChris]

You get Bugs Bunny.

*inserts Yosemite Sam's guns*

[Suzie]

You get an anti gun law.

*inserts the best thing in the world, whatever it may be*

[Delling]

You get a jack in a box (like the thing you use to hold up a car, in a cardboard box... the box still has a crank on it though )

*inserts things that did gyre and gimble in the wabe*

[Haids1987]

You get a toilet seat.  It happens.

*Inserts a diamond*

[Yonkey]

You get a lump of coal.

*inserts a thunderstorm*

[PirateKingChris]

You get lightning. Hope your hair didn't get singed.

*inserts an onion ring*

[Haids1987]

You get a platinum engagement ring.  (Jeez, what is it about me and diamonds lately?)

*Inserts a Pepsi*

[Deloria]

You get a platinum engagement ring.  (Jeez, what is it about me and diamonds lately?)

*Inserts a Pepsi*

Unless they're blue diamonds, they're not worth the fuss.

*inserts a magical screenshot*

[Delling]

You get back a magical book... unfortunately, it's just a manual on how to take screenshots... but the pages do literally, physically, magically turn themselves.

*inserts a toothbrush that fell on the floor*