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The Magic Soda Machine 2.0

Started by Yonkey, June 24, 2008, 06:56:23 AM

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Yonkey

You get Suzie in an apron cleaning them! :P

*inserts blanket*
"A wish changes nothing. A decision changes everything."

Haids1987

You get a newborn baby tightly swaddled in said blanket.  Congratulations, Yonkey, you're the proud new papa of a daughter, baby Cassima Valanice!

*Inserts a tuft of golden retriever hair*
STATUS:
-Drinking water
-Checking the forum. 

Perpetually. ;D
Erica Reed is Katie Hallahan.
Leader of the "I <3 Doon" Fanclub

Suzie

The machine turns you into a golden retriever / human hybrid. :o

*Inserts the castle Camelot*


*Gasp* You're a girl! That's what most girls do! - Carla

You win pie! - Nebel

tessspoon

You get King Arthur!

*inserts drop of the purest water possible*

Delling

You get a drop of crud in it... now it's no good any more.  :-\


*inserts a flaming tooth*
Noli me tangere! Nescio ubi fuisti!
Don't touch me! I don't know where you've been!

Marquess of Pembroke
Duke of Saxony in Her Majesty's Court
Knight of the Swan for Her Imperial Highness

...resistance was obviously useless against a family that could invent italics.

"Let the locative live."

http://my.ddo.com/referral/Delling87

crayauchtin

You get an enormous dragon!

*inserts purple crayon*
"If your translation is correct, that was 'May a sleepy hippopotamus lie down on your house keys,' but you're not sure. Unfortunately, your fluency in griffin-speak is too low."

We're roleplaying in the King's Quest world: come join in the fun!

PirateKingChris

You get a mostly bald little lad named Harold. (Incidentally, that is my older sister's favorite childhood book)

*inserts an entire meatloaf*

"Take it from someone who knows sick:  licking corpses is going waaay beyond demented."

Defender Of All Things Against Connor  :stabs:

Long Hair 4 Life XB

TEAM COCO

Suzie

You get Bonnie Tyler..

*inserts the funniest thing in the whole universe* :P


*Gasp* You're a girl! That's what most girls do! - Carla

You win pie! - Nebel

Haids1987

You get a picture of a one-legged puppy named Li'l Brudder.  Not so funny anymore! ;)



*inserts a rocket ship*
STATUS:
-Drinking water
-Checking the forum. 

Perpetually. ;D
Erica Reed is Katie Hallahan.
Leader of the "I <3 Doon" Fanclub

PirateKingChris

You get Daniel Johnston.

*inserts The Cheat*
"Take it from someone who knows sick:  licking corpses is going waaay beyond demented."

Defender Of All Things Against Connor  :stabs:

Long Hair 4 Life XB

TEAM COCO

Haids1987

Meh meh meh meh meh meh meh.  (You get a stack of Spark Notes.)

*inserts the Olympics*
STATUS:
-Drinking water
-Checking the forum. 

Perpetually. ;D
Erica Reed is Katie Hallahan.
Leader of the "I <3 Doon" Fanclub

Delling

You get indifference.


*inserts wearing a bluetooth headset so you can talk to yourself without ppl thinking you're weird* (I discussed this with a friend recently)
Noli me tangere! Nescio ubi fuisti!
Don't touch me! I don't know where you've been!

Marquess of Pembroke
Duke of Saxony in Her Majesty's Court
Knight of the Swan for Her Imperial Highness

...resistance was obviously useless against a family that could invent italics.

"Let the locative live."

http://my.ddo.com/referral/Delling87

crayauchtin

You get an old school rotary phone. (Well, hey, if you didn't want the bluetooth....)

*inserts a CheezIt*
"If your translation is correct, that was 'May a sleepy hippopotamus lie down on your house keys,' but you're not sure. Unfortunately, your fluency in griffin-speak is too low."

We're roleplaying in the King's Quest world: come join in the fun!

PirateKingChris

The machine gives an audible "YUM!" and rewards you with a grilled cheese sandwich.

*inserts two macadamia nuts*
"Take it from someone who knows sick:  licking corpses is going waaay beyond demented."

Defender Of All Things Against Connor  :stabs:

Long Hair 4 Life XB

TEAM COCO

crayauchtin

You receive two macadamia trees.

*inserts water bottle*
"If your translation is correct, that was 'May a sleepy hippopotamus lie down on your house keys,' but you're not sure. Unfortunately, your fluency in griffin-speak is too low."

We're roleplaying in the King's Quest world: come join in the fun!

Delling

You get the Pacific Ocean.


*inserts lava*
Noli me tangere! Nescio ubi fuisti!
Don't touch me! I don't know where you've been!

Marquess of Pembroke
Duke of Saxony in Her Majesty's Court
Knight of the Swan for Her Imperial Highness

...resistance was obviously useless against a family that could invent italics.

"Let the locative live."

http://my.ddo.com/referral/Delling87

Haids1987

You get toasted marshmallows.

*inserts a little black dress*
STATUS:
-Drinking water
-Checking the forum. 

Perpetually. ;D
Erica Reed is Katie Hallahan.
Leader of the "I <3 Doon" Fanclub

crayauchtin

You get a little black book full of numbers!

*inserts yogurt*
"If your translation is correct, that was 'May a sleepy hippopotamus lie down on your house keys,' but you're not sure. Unfortunately, your fluency in griffin-speak is too low."

We're roleplaying in the King's Quest world: come join in the fun!

Delling

You get Yo-play-doh. :P

*inserts a collection of random internetisms*
Noli me tangere! Nescio ubi fuisti!
Don't touch me! I don't know where you've been!

Marquess of Pembroke
Duke of Saxony in Her Majesty's Court
Knight of the Swan for Her Imperial Highness

...resistance was obviously useless against a family that could invent italics.

"Let the locative live."

http://my.ddo.com/referral/Delling87

Haids1987

You get a page of printed emoticons.

*inserts an "M" key for B'rrr*
STATUS:
-Drinking water
-Checking the forum. 

Perpetually. ;D
Erica Reed is Katie Hallahan.
Leader of the "I <3 Doon" Fanclub