Corrupt-A-Wish

[tessspoon]

Here's a game I saw on the Paint.Net forums that I've been meaning to start here for a while.

One person states a wish; the following person corrupts it and makes a wish.

Ex:
Person 1: I wish I had an icecream cone.

Person 2: Poof! You get your ice cream cone, but it tastes like spinach.
              I wish that I could get straight A's.
Person 3- Ta-da! You have straight A's, but your teachers find you so    smart that you are transferred to a new school where you know nobody!
              I wish I could be a faster runner.


I'll start:

I wish my package would get here.

[PirateKingChris]

Sounds like a good game, Tessy!

Poof! Your package arrives...but it's empty!

I wish dinner were ready now...

[Yonkey]

Ta-da!  Your dinner is now ready, but someone else ate it before you could get there.

I wish I had something refreshing to drink...

[tessspoon]

Wahhzam! You get a drink, but you slip and spill it all.

I wish my book was in my room instead of in my car.

[PirateKingChris]

Kazow! Your car falls through the ceiling into your room.

I wish there was something good on TV before 8 o'clock.

[Jafar]

*pops out of the TV at 7:30*

Ahh, freedom at last! Now YOU spend the next timeslot on ABC!

*poofs PKC into the TV*

Oh, and...granted, but it's your least favorite episode...and now you have to live through it!

I wish those scissors would stop staring at me.

[icarus]

*the scissors stop staring at you. instead the needles do that  *

I whish I look a few years older

[PirateKingChris]

Kapoof! Your hair turns gray and you grow a long white beard.

I wish I hadn't messed up my sleeping hours...

[Yonkey]

Shazzam!  You turn into Sleeping Beauty!

I wish I could have a slice of that cake now rather than later...

[Suzie]

POW! A giant cake comes out of nowhere and eats you!

I wish the weather was better

[PirateKingChris]

Wazop! It starts to snow....and never stops.

I wish my body didn't ache...

[Deloria]

Your body no longer aches, but you can't feel anything either.

I wish you people would start using the subjunctive mood correctly...

[Yonkey]

Blammo!  You get told in an imperative/eventive/negative mood that it'll probably never happen.

I wish we had long weekends more often...

[PirateKingChris]

Zam! Fridays get permanently added to the weekend....but an extra day appears in the week between Wednesday and Thursday called Glupesday.

I wish I had some Taco Bell food right now...

[Delling]

You get the Taco Bell... however, you find yourself buried under burritos and tacos and running out of air...

I was going to wish that my psych paper was done... BUT... I wish this election were over... there spoil that...

[Gilgamesh]

poof..... and the result is:
no winner as a dictator rises to power.


I wish I have conquered the world.
(always wanted to be the boss of the world)

[Suzie]

POW! You conquer the world but then space-aliens blow up the planet.

I wish I had a pepsi right now

[Delling]

poof..... and the result is:
no winner as a dictator rises to power.

Really!? Can I be the dictator!?

PING! You get a pepsi... but it's flat.

I wish I didn't have hwk to do for tomorrow.

[Yonkey]

Zoosh!  You no longer have homework to do tomorrow, but instead get never-ending housework!  It must have gotten confused over "hwk".

I wish the weather gets warmer.

[Suzie]

WHAM! The weather gets warmer but the temperature never stops rising!

I wish I had some candy