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Started by tessspoon, October 11, 2008, 03:15:44 PM

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PirateKingChris

KRUNCH! One arrives so fast it smashes through a window and out another one.

I wish I were in Vegas already.
"Take it from someone who knows sick:  licking corpses is going waaay beyond demented."

Defender Of All Things Against Connor  :stabs:

Long Hair 4 Life XB

TEAM COCO

Suzie

ZHAK! You're now in Vegas... in the year 1527... :suffer:

I wish my Celestron Skymaster would get here already..


*Gasp* You're a girl! That's what most girls do! - Carla

You win pie! - Nebel

Yonkey

SHLOOP! You made a typo on the order form and received a Cellulite Thighmaster instead! XB

I wish this week were over already. :P
"A wish changes nothing. A decision changes everything."

Haseth

SPLANG! The weeks over but now you have to work overtime on TSL... :suffer:

I wish TSL would get finished...
"Be kind to this gentle land, be open-hearted to her whimsy, and protect her, if you can, from the harsh winds which might wish to blow in from the sea to steal her soul.  She is unlike any place I have ever seen, and she has stolen my heart."

Suzie

WID!!! TSL is now finished.. the team announces they'll be scrapping it in favour of a fanmade sequel to this: http://www.lauppert.ws/screen1/softporn.jpg (Warning, half-naked Roberta Williams, click at own responsibility) XD

I wish the weather would get a little cooler.. :)


*Gasp* You're a girl! That's what most girls do! - Carla

You win pie! - Nebel

Delling

The weather gets a little cooler... and then temperatures plummet until the rivers freeze over...

*inserts... I mean... I wish something awesome would happen.
Noli me tangere! Nescio ubi fuisti!
Don't touch me! I don't know where you've been!

Marquess of Pembroke
Duke of Saxony in Her Majesty's Court
Knight of the Swan for Her Imperial Highness

...resistance was obviously useless against a family that could invent italics.

"Let the locative live."

http://my.ddo.com/referral/Delling87

PirateKingChris

KLUTZ! The sky falls directly upon your head.

I wish my mind would be blown. I SAID MIND!
"Take it from someone who knows sick:  licking corpses is going waaay beyond demented."

Defender Of All Things Against Connor  :stabs:

Long Hair 4 Life XB

TEAM COCO

Yonkey

WHOOSH!  A strong gust of wind hits your face. :P

I wish that cricket outside would stop its annoying chirping!
"A wish changes nothing. A decision changes everything."

Delling

...and with that, all the crickets in the world fall over dead... well, done, Yonkey... I'm sure they did something important and now they don't... but there are going to be a lot of really full insectivorous birds. :P

"Oh I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish"
Noli me tangere! Nescio ubi fuisti!
Don't touch me! I don't know where you've been!

Marquess of Pembroke
Duke of Saxony in Her Majesty's Court
Knight of the Swan for Her Imperial Highness

...resistance was obviously useless against a family that could invent italics.

"Let the locative live."

http://my.ddo.com/referral/Delling87

PirateKingChris

TOAST! You sneeze and kill many dinosaurs instead. This is gonna cost you...

I wish it were Oct. 18th.
"Take it from someone who knows sick:  licking corpses is going waaay beyond demented."

Defender Of All Things Against Connor  :stabs:

Long Hair 4 Life XB

TEAM COCO

Haids1987

SLAM.  Too bad, you're gonna hafta wait.   :P

I wish Shakespeare were still alive.
STATUS:
-Drinking water
-Checking the forum. 

Perpetually. ;D
Erica Reed is Katie Hallahan.
Leader of the "I <3 Doon" Fanclub

Delling

CONGRATS! Shakespeare is alive and well in an old folks home in England... he still only speaks Middle English and is more than just a bit of a grump (he's not a fan of modern literary criticism either)... he just keeps saying something along the lines of  "Darn, kids! Stay out of my plays!" while shaking his cane.

"I'd like to buy a vowel"
"We've already done: a, e, i, o, AND u..."
"Pat, I'd like to buy an รถ."
Noli me tangere! Nescio ubi fuisti!
Don't touch me! I don't know where you've been!

Marquess of Pembroke
Duke of Saxony in Her Majesty's Court
Knight of the Swan for Her Imperial Highness

...resistance was obviously useless against a family that could invent italics.

"Let the locative live."

http://my.ddo.com/referral/Delling87

PirateKingChris

(Was that a wish?)
You can't buy that, it's too expensive.

I wish I felt better.
"Take it from someone who knows sick:  licking corpses is going waaay beyond demented."

Defender Of All Things Against Connor  :stabs:

Long Hair 4 Life XB

TEAM COCO

Haids1987

RATTLE!  You are ambushed by a bottle of pills.

I wish that summer weather was still here.
STATUS:
-Drinking water
-Checking the forum. 

Perpetually. ;D
Erica Reed is Katie Hallahan.
Leader of the "I <3 Doon" Fanclub

Gilgamesh

POOF and rain is starting to fall.
Not every summerday has sunshine you know.

I wish night and day are switched.
Duke of all that is Good
Member of the GAA team
So Good that I'm looking Evil
Expert in hiding and disguise
Master of the sword and sword of the master
Insanity is my creation
King of Prussia

Evilness is in my blood
Don't blame me for losing against my excalipoor.
Realy I am sane, it's my other one that's insane.

Suzie

BWOCK! Night and day are now switched, but so is your percetion of light so nothing has really changed! :suffer:

I wish I could be everywhere at once.. :P


*Gasp* You're a girl! That's what most girls do! - Carla

You win pie! - Nebel

Haids1987

SPLAT!  You now are everywhere at once...but unfortunately you got splinched, so you have random body parts lurking in various corners of the universe.  Eeew.

I wish I liked seafood.
STATUS:
-Drinking water
-Checking the forum. 

Perpetually. ;D
Erica Reed is Katie Hallahan.
Leader of the "I <3 Doon" Fanclub

PirateKingChris

PUFF! You love seafood, but you're really allergic to it, so you break out in itchy hives whenever you even smell it.


I wish I'd realized I had this The Pogues song sooner.
"Take it from someone who knows sick:  licking corpses is going waaay beyond demented."

Defender Of All Things Against Connor  :stabs:

Long Hair 4 Life XB

TEAM COCO

Delling

BANG! You realized that you had it sooner, but in that fickle way that wish fulfillment usually works, it is then taken from you.

I wish that all my various headphone like apparatus (the ones with me are earbuds...but I only started using them when my earphones broke) were in somewhat less broken order.
Noli me tangere! Nescio ubi fuisti!
Don't touch me! I don't know where you've been!

Marquess of Pembroke
Duke of Saxony in Her Majesty's Court
Knight of the Swan for Her Imperial Highness

...resistance was obviously useless against a family that could invent italics.

"Let the locative live."

http://my.ddo.com/referral/Delling87

Haids1987

SPARK.  Your headphones are fixed, but they were replaced with those huge old-school wire ones from 1992.

I wish that I didn't have to work anymore.
STATUS:
-Drinking water
-Checking the forum. 

Perpetually. ;D
Erica Reed is Katie Hallahan.
Leader of the "I <3 Doon" Fanclub