Corrupt-A-Wish

[Delling]

BRAN'D!!!  All cereal is now of a healthier bran variety... even things like cocoa puffs, rice krispies, and lucky charms.

I wish I had found some of these built-in MATLAB functions before I started writing them from scratch.

I wish, with apologies to our European forumers, that the Euro would fall in value against the dollar or at least not rise above 1.66 euro to the dollar (as this is the upper limit the conversion can take before I can't afford Cergy (I already can't afford Galway without some form of fellowship/additional funding)).

[crayauchtin]

BRRRRZAP!
The value of the Europ completely bottoms out -- unfortunately, this is because the entire population of Europe was abducted by aliens and hasn't been seen since.

I wish certain ones of my friends were less freaking needy!

[Haids1987]

CLING.  Your friend is less needy, but now the rest of your friends are as needy as that one.

I wish summertime was here.

[B'rrr]

*poof*  Su''erti'e was here, and it is gone again. thanks a lot Haids! 

I wish I was a little kid again!

[Delling]

TINY'D! B'rrr has some serious cosmetic surgery and then kidnaps a prince of some fairy kingdom only to get zapped into a little baby B'rrr after the volcano is stopped from erupting since the prince's would-be girlfriend (would-be as in "if he weren't always being kidnapped and saved by her") and mother have corrected all the damage B'rrr caused.


I wish I could discuss grad school with someone who didn't have their own freaking agenda to push!

[Haids1987]

POOF: "...been working for my AA for so long, and I feel like I'm not getting anywhere!  I still have such a long time to go until I'm a librarian, but--oh, did you say something, Delling?"

I wish my prince would come.

[GoneTooLong]

I'm sorry, Haids, he's the last prince left in the galaxy.

I wish I could turn back time.

[B'rrr]

Granted, ti'e is turning back, however you can;t stop it fro' turning back any'ore, so you end up having to relive your life as you lived it so far, untill you are born.

I'' wishing on the staaaaars, to find out where you aaaare......

[Foamybrew]

You got it.  I'm in your closet with a hockey mask and a machete!

I wish I had a hammer...

[B'rrr]

Tadaaaa!



A giant inflatable banananananans toyha''er!

I wish there were no 'ore day and nights!

[Delling]

Oh god no!!! *we all die*

Thank you, B'rrr.... oh, you got your wish. You just caused the earth to radically change its rotation such that it is tidally locked with the sun. This sudden change has caused us all to experience an enormous tangential impulse. When we land, we will all be quite dead. Thanks.

I wish B'rrr had not wished that wish.

[Haids1987]

I'm sorry, Haids, he's the last prince left in the galaxy.

Aw, well, I'll take what I can get. 

I wish B'rrr had not wished that wish.

TIME WARPED.  B'rrr is about to wish that wish, but Delling tackles him and yells at him to change his wish.  Instead he wishes that Delling is a puddle of Jell-O.  Uh, oh...

I wish that "Mamma Mia!" would come to Seattle again soon.

[B'rrr]

Granted! next 'onth 'a''a 'ia will be playing in Seattle again! However, you wll 'iss it sadly, you are too busy with your pirnce who is dragging you to every bar in search for his.. eh'... queen... 

I wish I was a girl.

[GoneTooLong]

I wish that "Mamma Mia!" would come to Seattle again soon.

Would this be a bad time to mention the fact that there's a production of "Mamma Mia!" running in Melbourne right now? 

I wish I was a girl.

DONE! Oh wait, it went horribly wrong. B'rrr, I'm so sorry, but we actually turned you into Youtube's Fred. It was an honest mistake! Nobody could tell the difference between Fred and a girl.

I wish I could think of a good wish.

(I also wish this one hasn't been done already  )

[crayauchtin]

DOUBLE POOF! Your first wish starts to be granted, but then the genie hears your second wish and removes every instance of wishing for a good wish idea from history -- including yours.

I wish I could find my clear nail polish so that I would stop biting my nails!

[Haids1987]

I wish that "Mamma Mia!" would come to Seattle again soon.

Would this be a bad time to mention the fact that there's a production of "Mamma Mia!" running in Melbourne right now? 

*Sigh*  What a cruel irony. 

LAQUER.  You find your clear nail polish, Cray, but it's so old and crusty it only comes out in globs now.

I wish that my lunch break wasn't almost over.

[B'rrr]

Ti'e goes fast! instead of your lunchbreak be al'ost over, it is over! Enjoy!

I wish I was a little bit taller.

[GoneTooLong]

TADAA!

Congratulations, Rob! You're a little bit taller. How much exactly? A few nanometres.

I wish my daily commute to work was shorter.

[Delling]

MOVED! You now live just down the street from work... the housing is terrible, but the commute is great.

I wish this book I'm reading would quit playing ding-dong-ditch with the family drama story arch.

[Haids1987]

POOF.  Your book spontaneously combusts in your hands, and your fingertips are singed.  But at least there's no more drama!

I wish my boss wasn't crazy.