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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #540 on: May 10, 2010, 04:13:33 PM »
you sure?  :o

oh well, *goes off to the chinese shop around the corner to get some dog-leftovers and bakes a buscuit of it*

enjoy, meanie....

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #541 on: May 10, 2010, 10:10:52 PM »
SIT!
You know are awarded with a doggy biscuit every time you perform "a trick" -- a task someone has asked you to complete.
Did I mention that you *must* eat it?

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #542 on: May 11, 2010, 06:23:18 PM »
MASSIVE GROWTH.  You find your clippers, but thanks to your wish, they and every other pair of toenail clippers in all the world--nay, the MULTIVERSE!--have been broken beyond repair.  You are doomed to live the rest of your days in long toenail devastation.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #543 on: May 12, 2010, 01:20:21 AM »
DZJING! You gain an additional personality! you let that one write your annotated bibliography, unfortunatly that one didn't do your research(or read what you read) so has no idea what to write about and decides to write your annotated bibliography about mouse droppings!

I wish I could instant teleport to any place I want at any given time!

EDIT: *burns Delling and spreads the ashes in the neighbours pond*
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #544 on: May 14, 2010, 06:58:12 AM »
DIAL-A-PORT! A telephone like teleportation system is invented in which one simply dials in the destination and is eventually buffered through the system to that locale. The service charges however are phenomenally astronomically HUGE! So, you could teleport anywhere you wanted, roughly any time you wanted... for an enormous fee that you can't afford.


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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #545 on: June 01, 2010, 04:27:44 PM »
You invent one. However, in doing so, you have attracted the attention of Doctor Who fans everywhere, who promptly lynch you for butchering their beloved TARDIS and calling it a dial-a-port. :suffer:

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #546 on: June 01, 2010, 04:48:09 PM »
*poof* you are now beeing held in a prison! hope this was the warm and comfy feeling you were aiming for!  ::)

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #547 on: June 01, 2010, 05:05:39 PM »
I wish I was brainless.
XD XD So ironic. XD
 
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #548 on: June 01, 2010, 06:10:35 PM »
I wish I was brainless.
XD XD So ironic. XD
Aww... that's not nice. At a guess, B'rrr, I think she's referring to the fact that grammatically it should be "I wish I were brainless." as the subjunctive is used to express wishes.


I wish I hadn't gotten lynched 3 posts ago.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #549 on: June 12, 2010, 08:23:26 PM »
Sadly bad grammer doesn't make you brainless  :-\

And I granted your wish Delling, I did something to you 5 posts ago so people would not be able to lynch you 3 posts ago! Enjoy!

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #550 on: June 12, 2010, 08:44:18 PM »
Awesome... I mean... FWOOSH!!! (I don't know what sound ashes make  :-[)
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #551 on: June 14, 2010, 12:17:46 PM »
I wish I could sleep and sleep and sleep!
SNORE.  You sleep and sleep and sleep...but you end up sleeping for 100 years, or until Prince Charming can break the spell with true love's first kiss.  Pucker up!

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #552 on: June 14, 2010, 02:35:42 PM »
I hope prince charming will never come then! 100 years of sleep <3 <3
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*cough* Ashes make no sound...
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #553 on: June 15, 2010, 11:40:46 AM »
Forget something, love? ;)
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #554 on: June 15, 2010, 12:26:17 PM »
oww, sorry!



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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #555 on: June 15, 2010, 05:14:55 PM »
Awwww!  You can always make me smile with flowers!  :)
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