Corrupt-A-Wish

[B'rrr]

you sure? 

oh well, *goes off to the chinese shop around the corner to get some dog-leftovers and bakes a buscuit of it*

enjoy, meanie....

I wish for a magical cookiejar that never runs empty regardless of how many cookies I take.

[crayauchtin]

SIT!
You know are awarded with a doggy biscuit every time you perform "a trick" -- a task someone has asked you to complete.
Did I mention that you *must* eat it?

I wish I knew where my toenail clippers were...

[Haids1987]

MASSIVE GROWTH.  You find your clippers, but thanks to your wish, they and every other pair of toenail clippers in all the world--nay, the MULTIVERSE!--have been broken beyond repair.  You are doomed to live the rest of your days in long toenail devastation.

I wish someone else would write my annotated bibliography.

[B'rrr]

DZJING! You gain an additional personality! you let that one write your annotated bibliography, unfortunatly that one didn't do your research(or read what you read) so has no idea what to write about and decides to write your annotated bibliography about mouse droppings!

I wish I could instant teleport to any place I want at any given time!

EDIT: *burns Delling and spreads the ashes in the neighbours pond*

[Delling]

DIAL-A-PORT! A telephone like teleportation system is invented in which one simply dials in the destination and is eventually buffered through the system to that locale. The service charges however are phenomenally astronomically HUGE! So, you could teleport anywhere you wanted, roughly any time you wanted... for an enormous fee that you can't afford.


I still wish Dial-a-port were real though.

[Deloria]

You invent one. However, in doing so, you have attracted the attention of Doctor Who fans everywhere, who promptly lynch you for butchering their beloved TARDIS and calling it a dial-a-port.

I wish I could be held.

[B'rrr]

*poof* you are now beeing held in a prison! hope this was the warm and comfy feeling you were aiming for! 

I wish I was brainless.

[Deloria]

I wish I was brainless.

So ironic.

[Delling]

I wish I was brainless.

So ironic.

Aww... that's not nice. At a guess, B'rrr, I think she's referring to the fact that grammatically it should be "I wish I were brainless." as the subjunctive is used to express wishes.


I wish I hadn't gotten lynched 3 posts ago.

[B'rrr]

Sadly bad grammer doesn't make you brainless 

And I granted your wish Delling, I did something to you 5 posts ago so people would not be able to lynch you 3 posts ago! Enjoy!

I wish I could sleep and sleep and sleep!

[Delling]

Awesome... I mean... FWOOSH!!! (I don't know what sound ashes make  )

[Haids1987]

I wish I could sleep and sleep and sleep!

SNORE.  You sleep and sleep and sleep...but you end up sleeping for 100 years, or until Prince Charming can break the spell with true love's first kiss.  Pucker up!

I wish laundry could do itself.

[B'rrr]

I hope prince charming will never come then! 100 years of sleep

Awesome... I mean... FWOOSH!!! (I don't know what sound ashes make  )

*cough* Ashes make no sound...

[Haids1987]

Forget something, love?

[B'rrr]

oww, sorry!



Enjoy!

[Haids1987]

Awwww!  You can always make me smile with flowers!