Rub the Magic Lamp!

[copycat]

can i have my leaf back now?  

*Gives oak leaf*
Happy now?

[Raforever]

yep

[copycat]

Remember to treat it the right way, and protect it from degrading.

[Raforever]

and rap every page up with a protective plastic to further increase it's life span

[copycat]

That is the proper way to extend the life span of (amongst others) tree leaves, indeed.

[Raforever]

I'm outa plastic and there´s still 582,258,987,211 more leaves to wrap

[copycat]

Try this instead.
EDIT: what the leaving out of a simple character can do to a link.

[Raforever]

tell me i'm not seeing this

[copycat]

tell me i'm not seeing this

Why?

[Jafar]

*Walks around randomly and trips over something*
Oof! Hey, whats this? *searches around where he tripped and finds a mysterious bottle of mystery*
Maybe it's one of those soda bottle with the bottlecap prizes!

*opens it and looks at the cap*
Kelsey? I didn't know she was in the soda business...

[Rosella]

It's not a soda bottle, it's a mysterious bottle of mystery. Now, by my handwriten chicken scratch rules, you have to make a wish. Just one.

[Jafar]

Can I wish for more wishes?

[Rosella]

No wishing for more wishes, no bringing people back from the dead, and no killing people.

[Jafar]

Wasn't wishing for love against the rules too?

[Rosella]

Technically, I can't do it by magic, but with my charisma, I can.

[Jafar]

But that would work for YOU, not the wisher.

[Rosella]

You misunderstand. I can make people do what I want, or in this case, what the wisher wants. You know why? Because I rock.

[Jafar]

*mutters* Wabbaever...

Uh, anyway, I wish...hmm, what DO I wish?

Money
EVIL power
Killing people
Dead people coming back
The answer to the question of Life, Universe, and Everything
KQIX

[Rosella]

You know, some of that stuff would be cool.

[Jafar]

I've got it!
I wish for a nice, sunny field I can take a nap in.